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Peloton

A company that has convinced people to buy more of the shit they don't really need, just like the hand sanitizer companies have lately. Stupidity is more contagious than a disease.
As long as people keep allowing themselves to freak out and think they need something, or that they need to do something they don't need to do, companies like Peloton will get rich and their won't be any other options to Peloton (like going to the gym). Going to the gym has been taken from people now until they retake the gyms they paid for memberships to, because they allowed it to happen.
by Solid Mantis March 16, 2020
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Draconian

The Draconian laws and measures were an attempt by Reptilian leadership to measure people, to measure their tolerance, to measure their limits.
by Solid Mantis March 16, 2020
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Banana republic

A country where the average penis size exceeds 7 inches.
You take these pills for 2 months and your penis will grow at least 2 inches, and your wife will think you are from a banana republic, she will want to fuck you 3 times a night every night like they do in some West African and South American countries where it's not uncommon for people to have sex 3 to 5 times in a night, if that's what you're trying to get to.
by Solid Mantis March 13, 2020
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Banana republic

A country where the average penis size exceeds 7 inches.
It's not to good to be true, we're noting it for the money, we really want to see your dick grow 2 inches, but these pills and you too can be like a guy from a banana republic.
by Solid Mantis March 13, 2020
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Batman

A guy that will start a fight in the middle of a club.
Guy- This guy in a batsuit thinks he can start a fight in your club, he's got these kids on pills thinking he's a hero.
Club owner- Get rid of him, he's bad for business, this batman guy.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2020
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Full of shit

Someone who's got their own money, but tries to use everybody else's ideas against them, and make their decisions for them.
The girl has her own money, her own bank account, that's about all that's original about her. She's plain full of shit.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2020
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Desperation

Someone who's still sending shit in the mail years after the person they're sending it to hasn't accepted one thing they've gotten. That's not optimism, its not blind optimism, its desperation to fuck with somebody's life.
The girl needed to take her desperation somewhere else with her.
by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020
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