Solid Mantis's definitions

Cam newton

A guy in a perpetual state of being turned against his fans, and his fans turned against him during most of his time in Carolina by the people who wanted to run him off.

Cam Newton was in good with fans for a couple of years in Carolina, then things started going wrong.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

David tepper

A guy who seems to enjoy keeping people on edge, then doing something to make them think he's one of them, and not a feudal lord or king in a castle.

David Tepper is never going to be on your side if you're a Panthers fan, he doesn't have to be.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

Media

The media is a lot like the police, they don't have to be on your side, so they're not.

The media calls themselves trusted, that doesn't mean anybody else is calling the media trustworthy.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

Sign stealing scandal

A bunch of drama created to get people talking about and paying attention to baseball again, to get better TV ratings.

If TV ratings were good, nobody would hear anything about a sign stealing scandal.

by Solid Mantis March 17, 2020

Mayberry

A small town.

If you think the town is Mayberry now, you should have seen what it was like 30 years ago. It is still a small town.

by Solid Mantis March 17, 2020

Peloton

A company that's getting rich off the gym closures.

Peloton isn't losing any money since the gyms started closing.

by Solid Mantis March 16, 2020

Peloton

Its a little suspect when everyone else is losing money but you and just a few others.

Peloton doesn't seem to have the same worries other companies claim to have at this time, they think they're a beacon of courageous leadership, hope, heroic acts, and optimism in a time of need with all the money they're making.

by Solid Mantis March 16, 2020