Solid Mantis's definitions

Dork

Someone who sees themself as a shark, and thinks that everyone else has to.

Nobody thought he/she was a shark, no matter how many times he/she tried to insist that he/she was a shark, they saw a dork when they looked at him/her. They saw the same kid that watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Barney the Purple Dinosaur and shit like that thinking that he/she had now turned the tables on the world and all the kids that once bullied him/her that he/she whined about.

by Solid Mantis October 26, 2020

Poser

Someone who wants to be loved and accepted for who they say they are instead of who they really are.

The girl was always a poser, so she always will be a poser.

by Solid Mantis April 5, 2021

Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are, or what they appear to be.

He/she was a poser, because unlike him/her, the person he/she was posing as might actually be missed by a few people.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

Garden hose

A dick.

Scott's brother in law shot him dead in an argument over a garden hose. The coroner determined Scott's brother in law had the better garden hose since he could still use his.

by Solid Mantis February 9, 2018

Sugar daddy

A job no guy would miss, kind of like no guy would miss the girl that tried to turn him into one.

The guy thought he was supposed to be the girl's sugar daddy, he thought that as a male that was what he owed a female. Therefore, he put up with any shit she tried to give him. To her, any sign of kindness was weakness, but he ignored that to keep doing all this shit he really never had to do for the girl (without really having a good reason to keep doing shit for the girl). He also started to think anything she thought was hilarious became hilarious to him, since they were no longer different people, they were the same person. He thought that he also had to become unkind (or at least wear the facade of someone unkind), to be the same person as his wife.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

Half mile under club

Sex in hell.

Charles and Judy are members of the half mile under club.

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016

The Devil's Double

Even if you're not a member of any intelligence agency, you notice that the guy who says he was Uday Hussein's body double in real life looks nothing like Uday Hussein. He's heavier set and has no resemblence to Uday physically or in manner.

Why would a guy pick a guy that doesn't look or behave anything like him to be his body double, or twin? Wouldn't he go with a guy that was similar to him to be his double? Anybody who told either of them that they looked alike lied to one of them or both, if there's any truth to The Devil's Double.

by Solid Mantis January 19, 2021