Definitions by Solid Mantis
David tepper
A guy who seems to enjoy keeping people on edge, then doing something to make them think he's one of them, and not a feudal lord or king in a castle.
David tepper by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
Media
The media calls themselves trusted, that doesn't mean anybody else is calling the media trustworthy.
Media by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
Sign stealing scandal
A bunch of drama created to get people talking about and paying attention to baseball again, to get better TV ratings.
Sign stealing scandal by Solid Mantis March 17, 2020
Mayberry
A small town.
If you think the town is Mayberry now, you should have seen what it was like 30 years ago. It is still a small town.
Mayberry by Solid Mantis March 17, 2020
Peloton
Peloton doesn't seem to have the same worries other companies claim to have at this time, they think they're a beacon of courageous leadership, hope, heroic acts, and optimism in a time of need with all the money they're making.
Peloton by Solid Mantis March 16, 2020
Peloton
A company that has convinced people to buy more of the shit they don't really need, just like the hand sanitizer companies have lately. Stupidity is more contagious than a disease.
As long as people keep allowing themselves to freak out and think they need something, or that they need to do something they don't need to do, companies like Peloton will get rich and their won't be any other options to Peloton (like going to the gym). Going to the gym has been taken from people now until they retake the gyms they paid for memberships to, because they allowed it to happen.
Peloton by Solid Mantis March 16, 2020