Definitions by Solid Mantis

Extreme poser 

Someone who makes you hate doing things and going places that are already dull even more.

The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his/her tattoos to everybody and said to the group that they all must have a death wish if they're still standing there at the mall trying to get in, and that nobody goes in his/her mall since he/she knows what's best for everybody's life and health. The extreme poser was sending everybody home.

Extreme poser by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020

Stimulus check 

A way to pacify a group of people you've just deployed the national guard and police against after stealing from millions of people they tell that they're concerned about for years.

Here's your stimulus check, you won't mind if the national guard tells you where you can go and what you can do from now on will you? They're concerned about you, don't be concerned about them, be a good puppet and comply with everything they say, it's in your best interest.

Stimulus check by Solid Mantis March 27, 2020

Hypocrisy

Expecting someone you've been stealing from for years to love, praise and respect you is hypocrisy since they don't owe you any of that.

He/she expected everyone to follow his/her bullshit rules after taking all their money, and expected them all to be in a mood to celebrate, what's a worse hypocrisy than that?

Hypocrisy by Solid Mantis March 27, 2020

Xtreme poser 

The kinds of people who make you hate living in a town.

He/ she was the kind of xtreme poser that made people hate doing things and going places that were already dull even more. Nobody was going to miss his/her bullshit.

Xtreme poser by Solid Mantis March 24, 2020

Rabbit life 

A helpless way of life.

The girl wanted everyone else to live like rabbits. She thought the rabbit life was best for them.

Rabbit life by Solid Mantis March 21, 2020

1-800-got-junk 

A company that gets rich off eviction notices.

Someone tied to the company 1-800-got-junk might not only help get rid of your stuff, they might try and help get you evicted, that way somebody will call the company, even if none of the stuff in your home was junk to you.

1-800-got-junk by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Bowlheaded girl 

A female with a bowl haircut.

That kid hiding in your mother's basement isn't a kid at all, that's the 20 to 30 something year old bowlheaded girl they think burned down the church. Back in school she would pull the fire alarms and say a boy in her class did it to get him in trouble.

Bowlheaded girl by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020