Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

Womanizer

Like a player, a womanizer is a guy who's giving out compliments to lots of females. A guy is either giving out compliments and womanizing or he's not giving out anything, decide on whether the guy you're calling womanizer has been sparing with compliments or whether he's the kind of guy who wouldn't compliment a female if the apocalypse had already started.

You're either a womanizer or you're not. A guy who's not giving compliments to lots of different females is not a womanizer.

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Censor

To keep more than one voice from being heard.

The girl said she wanted to be the voice of other people. Any voice that wasn't hers, she wanted to censor.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021

Disrespect

You have people who claim they don't respect you in life. When you lack respect for somebody though, you usually lack enough respect for them you don't mind showing them you have no respect for them.

Tim says Muscleman674 is an internet tough guy in real life, and implies that he has no respect for the guy online with what he says of him. Yet in real life, Tim won't disrespect the guy even after he's been disrespected by the guy. He must respect something about the guy then, even if they're not friends.

by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018

Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.

Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.

Lawyer- This motherfucker sent a DVD of her cutting off John Bobbitt's penis, and my daughter was the first one to watch it.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Stick fighting

A fighting style used by many cultures as a form of martial arts. The Irish use a form of stick fighting, and I believe thai, Chinese, and Israeli's use some form to name a few groups.

Stick fighting is used around the world.

by Solid Mantis August 01, 2016

Shoes

Everybody has their own pair of shoes to walk in, which is why nobody can really walk in another person's shoes.

Knowing what a person is like and knowing a few bits of information about them isnt the same as knowing everything about what it's like to be them or live their life, since it would still be your point of view of what their shoes are like to walk in. Without being somebody else, theres no way to walk in their shoes. The same is true when you ask somebody else to walk in your shoes, theres no way for them to do it without being you. They dont have enough information to encapsulate you and your life any more than you have enough to encapsulate them and their life. Really, being yourself is what you know and understand, but whether you still choose to try and be someone else, or think with their brain instead of your own is up to you.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020