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Definitions by Solid Mantis

Stats geek 

Someone who thinks everyone should think in terms of statistics about everything, instead of thinking for themselves about all sides of it.
The stats geek was mad about people not thinking the way he/she did, or wanting what he/she wanted.
Stats geek by Solid Mantis June 14, 2020
Not even real money.
The guy was fired for stealing tokens from work and selling them on the black market.
Tokens by Solid Mantis June 14, 2020

Hypocrite 

Some who says dont believe the hype while trying to grow a protest bigger and expand the hype about it.
The guy was the worst kind of hypocrite, the one who didnt already know he was a hypocrite.
Hypocrite by Solid Mantis June 11, 2020
If the world hasn't changed its heart by now, it's not going to. The people who got rejected before will get rejected again, nothing will change that.
No conversation will change people's minds or hearts, since people dont change.
Hearts by Solid Mantis June 11, 2020

Pony show 

When people turn other people's best efforts into bullshit, it's not called disappointment to them.
Pony show by Solid Mantis June 11, 2020
Something other than a food.
Girl meets guys on ecstasy halfway in the hallway and says- Are you on drugs?
Guys- No.
Girl- It looks like you're on drugs, your pupils are the size of saucers, so I'mma tell mama!
Drugs by Solid Mantis June 11, 2020

Toxic recycler 

Someone who puts all the wrong shit in the recycling bin, an imperfect recycler.
Fuck you if you dont like toxic recycled shit, we really dont want to sell you shit in the first place, but not selling you shit isnt a good way to make money, so instead we sell you this toxic plastic shit these assholes and jerks keep giving us. If only we had the heart to tell them to take it to the landfill, but we want your money too much to do that, and that would look bad on us if people stopped recycling and took their shit back to the landfill again. So we found the heart to curse you, the buyer out.

-Toxic Recycler Dude
Toxic recycler by Solid Mantis June 11, 2020
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