Solid Mantis's definitions
Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.
Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it.
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020
Get the Funny lookinmug. A new badass. Someone who thinks people change from the time when they were kids. Someone who thinks the other guy didn't have to put any effort toward anything they did as a kid, that it came easily and smoothly, and that the effort they started putting into something they're doing is beyond what anyone else puts into what they're doing, or what they did in the past.
The neo badass really thinks it's the other guy who's trying to impress everyone, it's how a guy/girl like that will always think, they never see things any way but their own (and the other guy is still the closed minded one).
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020
Get the Neo badassmug. A way of outsaying what somebody is saying when they say he/she made it sound good, or something similar. People who say plausible say it because it has more syllables, and therefore it makes them sound more intelligent from their point of view than someone who uses simple, one syllable words.
The guy/girl was trying to speak the language that he/she thought the most people wanted to hear by saying things like plausible, but in reality, none of them had any interest in who's language he/she was trying to speak. They already understood both what he/she was trying to say and do.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
Get the Plausiblemug. An overused word. People use it to describe shit that isn't awesome and never was. A word Eric Cartman from Southpark told himself he was when he found out nobody else really liked or respected him or his authoritie (or his bank account). He also made his stuffed animals tell him he was awesome, and that he was not a joke (though he would tell everyone he didn't care what they thought of him).
There was never anything awesome about Cartman from Southpark. If there were any likeable cartoon characters from Southpark, they were Terrence and Philip.
by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020
Get the Awesomemug. Multiple ecstasy pills, although you rarely heard anybody refer to taking just one as eating a bean. This implies a person will be taking at least two, which used to be common. Another word for ecstasy was rolls.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2016
Get the Beansmug. Someone who's been on mindless reality TV long enough they try and turn other people into mindless people. Someone who starts to think everything in life is a test, a game, or an obstacle to overcome, since that is what they do on TV.
The reality/game show moron thought if someone brought up the subject of sex, instead of death, taxes, or sports, that the person was testing people. So to some people it's okay to talk about death, even gruesome deaths, car accidents, fires, but people should feel weird about talking about sex, or they should feel like they're on a stupid fuckin reality show where you have to laugh at everything everybody says otherwise you feel like an awkward moron.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020
Get the Reality/game show moronmug. by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020
Get the Toxicmug.