Long term single

A guy who's gonna be single for a long time.

That guy is long term single.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2018

Runoff election

A good name for an election, since the winner gets to run off with the money.

This year a black guy and Jew get to do the same thing thousands of WASP's did before them, run off with the money after the runoff election. Everybody seems to make a big deal of it, the same way they would do if it was a transvestite who started life as a female Christian then converted to Islam and had a sex change in his/her/it's 20's.

by Solid Mantis January 15, 2021

Indian

The one who feels like the country was taken away from him/her, since it was.

An Indian really had his/her land taken away from him/her. Everybody else moved here more recently.

by Solid Mantis November 08, 2019

Wonderful

Beyond good.

Girl- People think I'm a wonderful person.
Observer- That's because you mislead them to think you're a good person. If your daddy wasn't the warden, you'd be in prison with some of the inmates you gave one of your special executions to for what you've done Percy.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021

Pervert

A guy who will never have the charisma to be the center of attention, people call perverts lurkers and shadow people.

The pervert doesn't live like a rock star, he lives like a bottom feeder.

by Solid Mantis May 03, 2018

Insectophile

A guy/girl that gets off watching insects fuck.

The insectophile got a hard on watching a grasshopper porn DVD his friend made him, but thought the flying insects were more acrobatic and exciting to watch. He thought there was something wrong with the people who watched reptile porn.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2019

Bad sex

Horrible sex.

You hear a lot of people talking about making sex good, even addictive, but you dont hear many people say if the sex isnt bad sex, I will make it bad, I will make it horrible. You won't want to fuck anything again after you fuck me. It's a lot like the way you hear a lot of people claim (brag about) they make everyone they meet laugh except you, you're the first one that didnt laugh at what they said or found them funny at all. You hardly ever hear people say I never really had a good sense of humor, it was always lacking, even as a kid I took everything seriously.

by Solid Mantis October 10, 2020