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If you were Kevin Federline, would you really want the kind of fame or celebrity that comes from being with Britney Spears? That's like being one of the in crowd if the in crowd is the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, or New Kids on the Block. Why not get a Mickey Mouse tattoo so nobody will mess with you, to represent your membership in the Mickey Mouse Club.
The guy joined a gang called the looney tunes that smashed people's heads with anvils if they didnt have their money, and he did it all to impress Britney Spears, because if she thought he was nobody without her, it was a fact because what she thought was that much more important than what anyone else thought about anything.
by Solid Mantis September 20, 2020
Get the Britney spears mug.If you were Kevin Federline, would you really want the kind of fame or celebrity that comes from being with Britney Spears? That's like being one of the in crowd if the in crowd is the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, or New Kids on the Block. Why not get a Mickey Mouse tattoo so nobody will mess with you, to represent your membership in the Mickey Mouse Club.
The guy joined a gang called the looney tunes that smashed people's heads with anvils or pianos if they didnt have their money, and he did it all to impress Britney Spears, because if she thought he was nobody without her, it was a fact because what she thought was that much more important than what anyone else thought about anything.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020
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Get the Roma army mug.Somebody who becomes celibate because other people are becoming celibate, the same way some people started fucking in high school because other people were fucking, rather than because they had an interest in the other person.
This bandwagon celibate guy holds nothing sacred, if a line forms for something else, he'll be standing in it once he gets bored with being celibate.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020
Get the Bandwagon celibate mug.Guy- What did I tell you about those sideburns?
Boy girl- If I make them any shorter, I'll have to shave off my bowl haircut. Theres no hair left beside my ears.
Boy girl- If I make them any shorter, I'll have to shave off my bowl haircut. Theres no hair left beside my ears.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020
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Boy girl- If I make them any shorter, I'll have to shave off my bowl haircut. Theres no hair left beside my ears. You sexist bastard, why do the boys get to keep their sideburns, it's not fair! You're hard on us boy girls but soft on the boys.
Boy girl- If I make them any shorter, I'll have to shave off my bowl haircut. Theres no hair left beside my ears. You sexist bastard, why do the boys get to keep their sideburns, it's not fair! You're hard on us boy girls but soft on the boys.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020
Get the Boy girl mug.The great thing about a disco ball is even though it's made of mirrors, nobody can see their own reflection in it, they just see a spinning ball of light. However, if a narcissist was to start hanging from the ceiling where the disco ball was, people would see a narcissist hanging there from the ceiling.
The disco ball was shining brightly.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020
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