Half boyfriend

Half a boyfriend, a boyfriend that got cut in half.

Girl- That's my half boyfriend, he's been like this for 2 months now.
Guy- It fuckin stinks in here, which half of him is your half boyfriend? The top or the bottom?
Girl- I don't know, I just know I didn't do this to him.
Guy- Nobody said you did.

Girl- Yea, that's right nobody said I did.

by Solid Mantis July 08, 2019

Playing

There's never a shortage of sides to play.

That dude Eric church always wanted to play everyone's side, he tried to play up to one too many egos and wound up playing himself instead. At least people would never think he was uptight.

by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020

Banana republic shit

Shit that goes on in a country where the average penis size exceeds 7 inches in length.

Some people were calling the election Banana republic shit, since they knew that it wasn't like us. America is a superpower, but it's not the country with the largest penis sizes in the world, if we are honest with ourselves and don't let the superpower factor get to our heads. At least China doesn't have to think about it, they know they have some of the shortest dicks in the world (even shorter than the Irish), and they're going to take over everything anyway.

by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021

Superficial

If you like hamburgers, they like hamburgers and sell hamburgers. If you like football, they like football and sell football gear. If you like ice skating, they like ice skating and sell skates. If you like smoking pot or shooting heroin, they like drugs and sell drugs. You like the occult, they like the occult and might even claim to be a witch while selling wands, books, and other shit a witch might have. If you like anything that isnt for sale, you're on your own.

You thought you had a friend, but the superficial guy/girl was pretending to be your friend.

by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020

Bitchslap

It's meant to make somebody feel like a bitch if it works.

The guy was talking about bitchslapping a guy instead of hitting with a closed fist, saying the other guy was a bitch. Well, when he wanted to hit with closed fists, that was always an option, so was slapping each other around like bitches, and calling it a bitchslap, or anything else. It really all depended on how much more badass than the other guy he felt, if he felt like fighting in the first place.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

High horse

A horse you got baked with before riding in on.

Damn you gonna be one high horse when we get into town, your eyes bloodshot as fuck seamuffin.

by Solid Mantis October 25, 2016

Gamma male

Some think of a gamma male as a coward. Let one know what you think in person don't be shy about it.

Gamma males are assholes, do you also consider them cowards?

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018