Definitions by Solid Mantis
Fire
As long as you're not fighting the arsonist, there will just be more and more fires to fight. It's a lot like disarming bomb after bomb without knowing who's behind the bomb, who the bomber really is.
Fire by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020
Rumormonger
Someone who tries to get you to lose the great respect you have for Kevin Costner by giving him a bunch of bad publicity.
Rumormonger by Solid Mantis August 31, 2020
Bubbly
A word that makes somebody who is actually introverted sound more extroverted, kind of like the word fiery. Champagne is bubbly, people bring champagne to a party.
The bubbly girl was someone people thought was the definition of an extrovert, despite living in a bubble in a way most people didnt get to live (and still claiming to be trapped inside the bubble).
Bubbly by Solid Mantis August 31, 2020
Disgusting
If theres something as disgusting as sucking a dick it is pissing on somebody, especially in their face.
If you're a guy out on a date, there's a part of you that wonders if some guy pissed on a girl's lips before she kisses you, and she didnt tell you about it. That would be a disgusting thing to do to somebody.
Disgusting by Solid Mantis August 30, 2020
Band saw
Guy- The guy made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.
Band saw by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020
Band saw
Guy- They made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.
Band saw by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020
Disgusting
If sucking a dick is not disgusting, just think of how many wives gave their husband a blow job before church and decide whether you still want to drink a sip of wine at communion.
Priest- You can eat off the plate and drink out the cup.
Guy at church- I usually just drink out of my own cups and eat off my own plates, but I appreciate it, I'll pass though. I got enough disgusting stuff going on where I live.
Guy at church- I usually just drink out of my own cups and eat off my own plates, but I appreciate it, I'll pass though. I got enough disgusting stuff going on where I live.
Disgusting by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020