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Guy- They made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.
by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020
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Priest- You can eat off the plate and drink out the cup.
Guy at church- I usually just drink out of my own cups and eat off my own plates, but I appreciate it, I'll pass though. I got enough disgusting stuff going on where I live.
Guy at church- I usually just drink out of my own cups and eat off my own plates, but I appreciate it, I'll pass though. I got enough disgusting stuff going on where I live.
by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020
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If you're a guy out on a date, there's a part of you that wonders if some guy pissed on a girl's lips before she kisses you, and she didnt tell you about it. That would be a disgusting thing to do to somebody.
by Solid Mantis August 30, 2020
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Get the Respect mug.Theres a difference between somebody thinking they're invulnerable, and knowing that they're not invulnerable, and that they can get sick, get hurt, or get dead, and still keep going/enduring anyway.
People thought the guy thought he was invulnerable when in reality he didnt let being human and mortal like everyone else keep him from finishing what he started.
by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020
Get the Invulnerable mug.If theres one thing worse than saying darn or heck for emphasis, it's when somebody who's already said damn goes back and tries to say darn afterward. You were already as free as anybody else to say damn (and if you said damn you were free enough to say it), but you still go back and try to replace it with darn instead. Darn doesn't replace damn, that's why damn is damn, it's a different level of emphasis.
He/she was the kind of person who would claim that other people were responsible for his/her own internal auto correct. Other people just said damn instead of darn, they didnt have to have everything correct, politically or otherwise. Really he/she was the kind of plain and bossy minded person who didnt like resistance to his/her bullshit no cursing/be more than 100 percent functional policies/rules that even he/she didn't adhere to when nobody was looking.
by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020
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