Solid Mantis's definitions

Smile

A muderer's face.

Smiling guy- Why don't you smile more, why do you look like that?

Guy- I haven't thought about killing you, don't keep that smile on your face too much longer though, it's gonna end up getting contagious.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019

Who made you?

A father and a mother made you, just like everyone else. It took a duality to make you, your mother couldnt do it by herself if she wanted to.

What's the point of asking a question like Who made you? And while single fathers are not a big deal, you wonder why single mothers are such a bigger deal.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Castle

A residence not surrounded by a moat is not a castle. A resident who doesn't have a crown is not a king, especially not a resident who pays rent every month. Being pretentious has to be nice, but at some point you know where you stand.

The closest thing to a castle some folks have been inside was the Biltmore Estate. People not wanting to rent an apartment or buy a house don't usually tour the place as a castle, and they wouldn't call it one. Still, castles are interesting places to think about, but basing an action off a pretend reality is not a good practice.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2018

Manly girl

A female who has a male bearing, a manly bearing to her.

He had to look for a manly girl posing as a dude, which wasn't as easy a task as it sounded, since not all dudes had a bald head, a prominent adam's apple, or lots of facial hair. The girl might pose as an effeminate dude who was as androgynous as she was by nature.

by Solid Mantis January 15, 2021

Muffin top

A chick with a name like Jasper usually has a muffin top.

Jasper's friend-Don't point out to Jasper she has a muffin top, she's the wrong one.
Asshole-Or what?

by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018

Denippling

A form of population control.

They began denippling mothers in the movie Tears of the Sun to keep them from feeding their kids. Denippling is also called involuntary mastectomy by some people.

by Solid Mantis November 12, 2017

Has been

Some of the people 20 to 40 something years older.

Asian guy- You mama is a has been, that's what I tell her when I bang her last night leaving her work selling knives.

by Solid Mantis August 18, 2019