Solid Mantis's definitions

Too rough to be true

Outroughing other people beyond any other level of roughness, unbelievably rough.

Dude, your little brother/sister is too rough to be true. I don't know who he/she is trying to be now, but it certainly isnt who he/she was growing up.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

Goodfella

Somebody who knows how to make garlic disappear. If you're not Sicilian, why would Ray Liotta share with you a way to make garlic disappear for free (or for the cost to buy/rent a DVD or video)?

Dupree- I got the garlic roasting technique I used on dinner tonight from the movie Goodfellas, but the garlic didn't liquify like Ray Liotta said it would.

Dupree's company- Dupree, it wasn't because you didn't follow Ray Liotta's instructions right, it's because you're not a Goodfella, you're not one of them. Try not to be so Sicilian next time you cook, you're not Sicilian Dupree.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

knowledge

Nothing is free, not even knowledge. Usually somebody who thinks knowledge should be free is a thief looking to make money off what somebody else knows.

When somebody tries to tell you knowledge is free, let them know it cost everybody else, including you.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

knowledge

Nothing is free, not even knowledge. Usually somebody who thinks knowledge should be free is a thief looking to make money off what somebody else knows.

When somebody tries to tell you knowledge is free, let them know it cost everybody else, including you.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

Special victim's detective

The one that investigates domestic violence claims.

The guy's wife started fucking the special victim's detective until he changed the way he looked at domestic violence, he started seeing things her way after that (as her husband once had early in their relationship).

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

Cash cab driver beatdown

Sounds like an episode of a TV show where the cash cab driver asks a passenger to put on a mask to get 2,000 dollars and the passenger starts hitting him in the face like an angry 6 year old vegan.

What did the driver on Cash cab driver beatdown say ahhhhhh for? He's not Boogerman and he wasn't getting hit hard.

by Solid Mantis October 25, 2020

Cash cab driver beatdown

Sounds like an episode of a TV show where the cash cab driver asks a passenger to put on a mask to get 2,000 dollars and the passenger starts hitting him in the face like an angry 6 year old vegan that did not get their vegetables this morning.

What did the driver on Cash cab driver beatdown say ahhhhhh for? He's not Boogerman and he wasn't getting hit hard.

by Solid Mantis October 25, 2020