Solid Mantis's definitions
Someone who tries to convince other people that they've worked harder than everyone else throughout their lives, at least when they want to get respected. A lot of the time, they think everybody else has spent their life joking around.
He/she was the worst kind of poser, the one that seemed authentic and wanted/expected to be taken seriously by other people.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021
Get the Posermug. When you don't want to deal with somebody, don't wave at them, don't make a peace sign with your fingers at them. Quit being a fuckin moron and fucking with their life and their neighborhood.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021
Get the Wavemug. Someone who thinks everyone should think in terms of statistics about everything, instead of thinking for themselves about all sides of it.
by Solid Mantis June 14, 2020
Get the Stats geekmug. A father and a mother made you, just like everyone else. It took a duality to make you, your mother couldnt do it by herself if she wanted to.
What's the point of asking a question like Who made you? And while single fathers are not a big deal, you wonder why single mothers are such a bigger deal. Females dont need males to make it, males dont need females.
by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020
Get the Who made you?mug. Someone who tries to soften (transform) other people into someone they'd like to know, since they hate anybody who's not soft-hearted or spiritual.
The transformer girl really wanted the guy to change because she didn't like him, she couldn't stand him.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019
Get the Transformermug. 
If the guy people had called a junkie 10 years ago had been any good at keeping his drug habit hidden from family or anybody else, nobody would have ever known he was a junkie at the time.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
Get the Junkiemug.