Solid Mantis's definitions

Nyc

1) No Yankee Country- this here's no Yankee country
2) Neo Yiddish Cunt- that Jew princess bit$h is a neo Yiddish cunt
3) Negative Yo-yo Conditions- the string is tangled, how am I supposed to yo-yo in these negative yo-yo conditions
4) Nocturnal Yesterday Clothes- wearing the clothes I had on last night
5) New Yogurt Choice- anytime another flavor or brand of yogurt is introduced, you now have a new yogurt choice
6) Nephew You Cool- what snoop dog says to any young black guy he knows
7) New Years Clown- the fool who gets drunk off the champagne fastest
8) Never Yank Clothed- males should avoid at all cost, it seems as painful as it is impossible
9) Nextel Yellow Chirp- a guy was talking about how his yellow nextel used to chirp while talking to his friend
10) Nicaraguan Youth Cartel- an organization of young men establishing themselves as future drug lords

NYC may or may not be the place to be

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

Sally ride

Another name for a Salvia trip, or the effect of smoking Salvia divornum.

Make your your seatbelt is fastened and tight, you don't want to be able to move around when you fuse with your seat or end up becoming the plastic bag in a trash can. You want to be strapped in tight for the Sally ride.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2016

Narcissist

A guy with no rivals.

You have opponents? You qualify as a narcissist then, since opponents are not rivals.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Jim cantore

The display meant for Jim Cantore most likely didn't come from somebody who was actually from Louisiana, it most likely came from somebody out of state, just like he's from out of state.

One person from out of state telling another to stay out of that state is almost the worst kind of hypocrisy there is, the worst being somebody who's not even from that state telling somebody from that state to stay out. People don't love Jim Cantore, they need to quit lying to him, especially since most of them dont know him personally and never met the guy. Seeing someone on a video on the internet isnt knowing or loving them any more than seeing someone on TV or hearing them on the radio is knowing or loving them. Displaying something on an overhead sign isnt saying what's on your mind to somebody.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020

Acts of unkindness

Something to do on a day like random acts of kindness day, or any other day of insincere bullshit people are doing for show, to save their image.

Guy- What's the first thing you're going to do on random acts of kindness day?
Other guy- Acts of unkindness.

by Solid Mantis February 17, 2021

Rays

It's interesting how the Dodgers don't accuse the Rays of cheating, since they beat the Rays. It's also interesting how nobody ever accuses a team like the Dodgers of lying, cheating, or stealing (when they don't get beat). The 2 teams that got accused of cheating happened to be teams that beat the Dodgers in a World Series.

The Dodgers like the Rays because they didn't get beat by the Rays, so they didn't think the Rays cheated, they thought the Rays played fair baseball. They might not have thought that if they got beat again, there would be all kinds of scandals and whining again in baseball.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2020

Diamond in the rough

Something a bully calls themself.

Nobody really thought there was any roughness to the girl that called herself a diamond in the rough but herself, everybody else just thought she was a bully who was silly more often than not.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020