Aerobics music

Music with no heart.

Aerobics music again? That's the 87th time this week, you're slowly driving me crazy with that shit.

by Solid Mantis December 02, 2020

Getaway helicopter

There are people who do it that way. They don't get away in a car they get away in damn helicopter!

They left the roof of the building they hit in the getaway helicopter.

by Solid Mantis May 05, 2017

Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

Reality/game show moron

Someone traumatized by anything anybody says that isnt nice to the point they try and tell people not to use certain language.

Fuck a reality/game show moron.

by Solid Mantis August 09, 2020

Social media

Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble. There are people nowadays who won't do anything in life if theres not a picture or video to post and comment about.

Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.

by Solid Mantis September 09, 2020

Death

The news tells you people dont like to talk about death. If that was true, people would never talk about death, and yet, people talk about death all the time, to the point it's not interesting. People dont like to talk about sex and crazy people, but they love to talk about death.

Talking about death is dull, but people still love to talk about death and taxes for some reason. Death, taxes, and sports, three of the least interesting subjects seem to be the ones the most people talk about. You dont hear many people talk about bugs, trees, amphibians, or unicycles, they dont like to talk about those things (out loud) the way you hear people talk about death, taxes, and sports.

by Solid Mantis August 11, 2020

Fare

The price you pay to ride the train.

Huey didn't pay the fare, but his friends got on board the train with some girl.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2018