Solid Mantis's definitions

Mr. Nobody

Its better to be Mr./Mrs. Nobody than to be the somebody you're not and be loved by the world for it.

He/she was a somebody in a world full of nobody's, always commenting on their double standards and hypocrisy from an elevated position Mr. Nobody couldn't get to.

by Solid Mantis November 7, 2019

Boy girl

A female who is often confused witha tomboy because she is often posing as one, and supporting all the same things a tomboy would support (such as egalitarian beliefs). Unlike a true tomboy, a boy girl is excessively masculine in bearing and might even shave her head or try to dress like or be like a well known tomboy, or even call herself a well known tomboy, convinced that she has become this other person she wants to be, but is just a little too masculine and tries a little too hard to outdo everything everybody else, male or female, is doing.

The reptilian boy girl Caindace dressed her teddy bear and dog in paratrooper's uniforms. Her older sister Abella was a true tomboy, a daddy's girl, but she had always been her mother's spy.

by Solid Mantis March 30, 2021

Power

People fuck it up.

Power in the hands of someone too weak to not kill with it is no good to anybody (including the one who's hands it's in) , that's like giving a baby the keys to a car and expecting it not to get wrecked.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

Mickey Mouse Club

It's bad enough to get accepted into the Mickey Mouse Club, but what kind of kid wanted to get in to the Mickey Mouse Club and got rejected?

Kid hoping to get in the Mickey Mouse Club- Fuck the Mickey Mouse Club, they wouldn't let me in.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021

Hopeless romantic

The partner in a relationship that knows they are in the relationship. Enjoys long walks on the beach with people who didn't realize they were being followed. Leaves flowers for people who posted warning signs all over their doors. Writes poetry about dreams that may come but may never come true in real life.

Zeke is a hopeless romantic, he's never going to give up on Barbara even though she's put a restraining order on him.

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016

1 percenter

Somebody who is less than one tenth Indian, Asian, black, Hispanic, or anything else trying to be a part of the club.

Indian guy- You will never be one of us round eyes, you are no red man, you don't belong.

1 percenter-All right gimme that pipe, Ill smoke it, Ill do whatever you want.

Indian guy-I didn't say you could hit this, hitting the pipe doesn't make you one of us. You have to blow up every one of the round eyes bikes to be in the red man club, if you don't do it you get hurt round eyes.

1 percenter-Could I hit the pipe a little before I get started on the bikes? I'm a little nervous.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

Power struggle

A few more things on a list of things people might struggle over are North/South, East/West, revenge, have/have not, meek/bold, and the list goes on to about anything you can think of. People will say/do about anything to get other people to agree/compromise with them getting what they want in the end.

Of course the person or group would say the power struggle was about equality or fairness, something that sounded more noble or righteous than it really was, since all people know that life isn't really fair for anybody. They knew that as kids, before they got good at deceiving people to make money.

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021