Solid Mantis's definitions

Cowboyitis

Thinking you're a cowboy who grew up away from your true home out west, and being irritated with the way that your environment doesn't prove that you're a cowboy.

Some people found his cowboyitis as irritating as he found that he got about dealing with people.

by Solid Mantis May 6, 2020

Corky

One of the Triads most ruthless and feared assassins.

The guy got on his knees and prayed that it wouldn't be old Corky paying him a visit.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2020

Poodle people

Someone with a poodle like energy.

Her pitbull was a pitbull, but that didnt make her one. She was one of the poodle people.

by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020

Bullshit

When you're aware that a post/meme is not about you, because it's not really about anybody in particular, it's just somebody looking to fuck with somebody's head on social media, you know everything that comes from the source is fiction, its bullshit. It's somebody saying everything they want to say to somebody they know in real life, in the form of talking to/about nobody in particular/directly, which is about as chicken shit as you get. The same kind of chicken shit tries to write everything they really want to say to somebody (in real life) down for show in the form of a script or a note so the other person will laugh when they hear it instead of calling it what it is, chicken shit.

Bullshit is something that sounds good or convincing, but isn't reality.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020

Corky

One of the Triads most ruthless and feared assassins.

Corky was behind many a premature death, and they all died in different ways. Car accidents, bombs, gunshots, people getting sliced up. None of them could be traced to Corky.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2020

Pretentious

Someone who's not really friends with a group of people, but goes around like they've known the people their entire lives. Someone who tries to convince an unconvinced world that they're sharks and not minnows.

The pretentious girl walked around town with a group of people like they owned it, and she tried to convince other people they were her best friends.

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2019

Pest girl

A female pest.

Guy- The pest girl is gonna be at dinner, she might try and eat my food.
Guy's friend- Well, bring bug spray pal! If she can still breathe after you spray that shit on her, she will at least try and eat some other dude's dinner. Most people ignore her until she goes and eats some other dude's dinner. She does that with about five guys on a regular basis.

by Solid Mantis June 22, 2019