Solid Mantis's definitions

Shad

Sounds like the name of a guy who can swim his ass off since it's also the name of a fish.

Guy-Shad, when was the last time you seen Minnow, Catfish, Crappie, and Bass? I haven't seen them backstabbing, fishfaced motherfuckers in a long time man.

Shad-Thats not funny man, even you won't laugh at what you just said man.

Guy- You're right Shad.

by Solid Mantis May 22, 2020

Dexter Holland

A white guy that thinks there are no posers from Compton because he's from Orange County and has a false sense of love and respect for anybody from Compton or South Central LA since Compton and South Central LA are not far from Orange County.

Dexter Holland is full of shit talking about other people being posers.

by Solid Mantis October 11, 2020

Tough love

Tough love is not going around trying show people how heavy handed you are, people who do that are bullshit. Tough love comes from the same thing compassion comes from, the difference is tough love doesn't take it easy on anybody.

There's a difference between showing tough love to somebody and trying to silence or kill anybody who doesn't see things your way because you dont like the way they think, that's not tough love, its bullshit.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2020

Superman

Superman was about the most unoriginal superhero. Every kid wants to fly, but its not human to be able to do it without a motor and propellers or rotors. Superman also wears a cape which is not really interesting. As a guy with raw strength, the Hulk is the more interesting superhero, since he is human and is therefore more like a human, and not alien. Even Batman and Robin are more interesting stories than Superman. What kind of kid got interested in Superman, if they had any interest in comic books at all.

Nobody you know is like Superman or Clark Kent, since Superman is alien.

by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019

Extreme poser

Someone who always tries to kick somebody out of somewhere or something (or get them kicked out) and look badass while doing it.

The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his her tattoos (and power) to everybody in the group, and told them they must have a death wish by being there at the mall, since nobody was allowed in his/her mall after 5 PM. The extreme poser got off on kicking people out of public places.

by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020

Female tyrant

Females are really the tyrants males dont really get to be in their dreams, because females have gotten males to police each other for them.

The female tyrant was behind the male tyrant that butchered the entire village, that was before feminism, it was hundreds of years before feminism in the middle ages (despite claims by misinforming females that females have only had rights for the last few decades). There have been male monarchs, there have female monarchs throughout history. There have been patriarchal and matriarchal structures always, so to break down one, you'd have to be willing to break down all of them (including the matriarchal).

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Narcissist

Someone who starts a charity group to make themselves look humanitarian instead of narcissistic is still a fuckin narcissist deep down.

The guy/girl started giving people turkeys every Thanksgiving since he/she thought of himself/herself as a Shepard's, walking behind the sheep with his/her Cain cane. He/she wasn't going to tell anybody that he/she was a narcissist, looking selfless was more convienient.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020