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Good acting

Something a team from LA would do naturally, especially at a time they were more desperate than usual. They know Tampa Bay doesnt have the sizable film/TV/music/media/entertainment industry of LA, so they might think of a team from Tampa Bay as suckers for good acting.
Don't put it past a team from LA to resort to good acting at opportune times to try and discourage the other guys. Especially if they think they're smarter than a team that plays baseball out in the sticks.
by Solid Mantis October 27, 2020
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Collective parasite

Someone who hides behind the orgy of the collective.
The girl pretended life was an orgy to everybody from the viewpoint of a collective parasite.
by Solid Mantis September 16, 2019
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Tweeter

Anybody who ever used twitter.
Take it easy tweeter, that guy must have no life if he's forty and always on twitter, don't do him like you did him that one time.
by Solid Mantis October 1, 2016
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Seriously

Someone who doesn't know how else to take things, and if they did, they'd be someone else would they not?
The guy doesn't know how not to be a straight and take shit seriously, its why he's not a successful clown, you have to have a sense of humor to be a clown. People who take life seriously don't make good clowns, if they'd be on their way to being a clown shortly after high school. Clown is something you are or you're not, a clown is born a clown.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018
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Jim cantore

The display meant for Jim Cantore most likely didn't come from somebody who was actually from Louisiana, it most likely came from somebody out of state, just like he's from out of state.
One person from out of state telling another to stay out of that state is almost the worst kind of hypocrisy there is, the worst being somebody who's not even from that state telling somebody from that state to stay out. People don't love Jim Cantore, they need to quit lying to him, especially since most of them dont know him personally and never met the guy. Seeing someone on a video on the internet isnt knowing or loving them any more than seeing someone on TV or hearing them on the radio is knowing or loving them.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020
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Giraffe in the room

Something you dont want to talk about because you would end up talking longer than a giraffe neck about it.
Nobody wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room except for Dewey Cox.
by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021
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Awesome

An overused word. People use it to describe shit that isn't awesome and never was. A word Eric Cartman from Southpark told himself he was when he found out nobody else really liked or respected him or his authoritie (or his bank account). He also made his stuffed animals tell him he was awesome, and that he was not a joke (though he would tell everyone he didn't care what they thought of him, he was such a narcissist that he would say fuck all of them if they didn't obey or respect his authoritie, or if they said no to him).
There was never anything awesome about Cartman from Southpark. If there were any likeable cartoon characters from Southpark, they were Terrence and Philip.
by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020
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