Banana republic shit

Shit that goes on in a country where the average penis size exceeds 7 inches in length.
Some people were calling the election Banana republic shit, since they knew that it wasn't like us. America is a superpower, but it's not the country with the largest penis sizes in the world, if we are honest with ourselves and don't let the superpower factor get to our heads. At least China doesn't have to think about it, they know they have some of the shortest dicks in the world (even shorter than the Irish), and they're going to take over everything anyway.
by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021
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Its not the size of the dog

When you think about it, the statement is not what people under a certain height or weight want it to say, that the little dog always has the bigger heart and that you should never underestimate anybody. The statement is simply that the size of the dog doesn't determine the dog's heart. There are short bullies who think a larger opponent is short on heart, and they're really everything they say they are against.
Its not the size of the dog in the fight is a way for some folks to get support, but the reality is heart depends on both the underdog and the favorite, sometimes the underdog is a pussy who's already thrown the fight, and sometimes the favorite is not a favorite because of hype, it depends on the dog.
by Solid Mantis November 03, 2019
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Discomfort

Too many people confuse discomfort with actual pain, but it's not the same thing. Discomfort is not the same as being physically tortured, it's just something people dont like, it's an inconvenience. Not being comfortable is not the same thing as pain.
Discomfort is not unbearable, its irritating at times, but it's not the same thing as painful. People who tell you it is are full of shit.
by Solid Mantis May 18, 2020
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Manipulated

Coworkers noticed how easily Shawn was manipulated for years.
by Solid Mantis February 14, 2018
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Clown shoes

All the women wanted to get to know the 6'5 baller since he wore clown shoes everywhere, they were the only size that fit. He also had a catchers mit on each arm so the men planned his early funeral.
by Solid Mantis August 08, 2016
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Skyscraper ego

A 1000+ foot ego, 1300 foot if you count the antennae.
Jefe has been playing up to Alan's skyscraper ego, but Alan hasn't noticed since his head is in the clouds.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2018
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Unity

Something that in reality doesn't usually last. People unify only for a while, then they go back to dividing, its human nature, it happens all over the world to this day.
Unity is like peace, as great as it seems when you have it, people will go back to being people at some point. There is only the glue of the bullshit illusion that people are unified to keep holding them together in unity, and the people who make the glue get rich making their glue.
by Solid Mantis February 01, 2020
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