Solid Mantis's definitions

Balance

Balance is not moving a Confederate statue somewhere nobody will argue over it and keeping it hidden, like an ostrich head. Balance is a Martin Luther King statue here in your face, and right next to it is a Confederate statue in your face, whether you like it or not. It's not compromising everything to get along, since that's a good way to end up fucked by the people trying to get you to compromise (and lose) everything.

Balance is not always pretty or peaceful, and it isn't meant to be that way.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2021

Passionate

Crime of passion sounds a little too good to be true for someone who was already passionate long before a crime of passion.

The guy/girl might have done it for fun, but his/her passion was there long before the crime of passion. He/she had always been a little too passionate, trying to give over 100 percent.

by Solid Mantis April 22, 2020

Weezy

Sounds like someone with the coronavirus.

Take a deep breath weezy, we're gonna get you some help.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

Frienemies

There are no frienemies. Frienemy is a pretentious word to describe someone who's pretending to be someone's friend until they're ready to stick their knife in someone's ribs.

The guy/girl is not your frienemy. He/she is gonna put the knife in your ribs when he/she is ready. There's no such thing as frienemies.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Front

A facade. Someone who goes around picking fights like they never lost one in their life, or like they were never in one that they didn't win.

He/she knew that people would think that he/she was a tough guy/girl that knew what he/she was doing if they went by the front they saw on the surface. People would think he/she was serious because of the serious looking facade.

by Solid Mantis March 10, 2021

Natural

Real.

The bubbly girl always tried to act tough instead of being herself, and thought anybody that noticed she was not who she said she was bullied and trolled her. She decided not to go the natural route in life, instead posing for an image.

by Solid Mantis December 17, 2020

Flat earther

Flat earthers usually come from a place like Miami, Chicago, or Houston and think the rest of the world is like where they live.

Mike Pulaski is a single flat earther from Chicago who grills out every weekend.

by Solid Mantis April 26, 2017