Solid Mantis's definitions

Open face sandwich

A sandwich you make for somebody with an open face. They can't figure out how to close their mouth, you give em an open face sandwich.

The open face sandwich is for lunch or whenever you get hungry for one, anytime you get hungry for one period ends the statement

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016

Dust belt

Neighborhoods occupied by people who use pcp. Not Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Utah, or Death Valley. Not neighborhoods filled with cokeheads. Only neighborhoods with high pcp use.

Paco is from the dust belt and would rather turn everybody around him into a drooling, blabbering dusthead than try something they've done that worked and improved their quality of life, not to mention IQ.

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2016

Cacti sac

A street filled with cookie cutter desert abodes in the suburbs of a southwestern city. Places like Phoenix and alberquerque are full of cacti sac neighborhoods.

No wonder you're a methhead Jesse, your house looks like your other seven hundred neighbors houses and the ocean is a thousand miles away. You could've made a middle class income in downtown alberquerque, but you didn't want to be like everybody else in your cacti sac neighborhood, well who does?

by Solid Mantis December 14, 2016

Hornet

1) an insect in the wasp family

2) a player from any sports team with the plural form of the word

3) a car, the Hudson hornet

4) a net used to catch prostitutes who may or may not be on fire

Trixie wanted to end it all, her life was more pathetic than death, the police brought out the hornet, but she wasn't going to jump, she was sad she had to see them.

by Solid Mantis July 12, 2016

Lego

I used to know a black guy who talked like this. He would say to a woman "Lego this way" and she would reply with something like "Lego of me!" I don't know why the guy left the letter t out of everything he said. He seemed like a nice guy.

You heard her, she said lego. Lego.

by Solid Mantis April 16, 2017

Thumbscrew

A way for an inquisitor to have fun.

Hilltop Henry X had four of his wives thumbscrewed for cheating on him. He then put them on the rack. The thumbscrew was Hilltop Henry X's favorite pre torture device.

by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017

Transformer

A person who needs people, places, and things to change to their liking.

The bourgeois girl was known as a transformer who decided who you were and the way you were needed to change. The bourgeois girl also decided the places she shopped and ate growing up needed to change to keep up with the times. She had a demolition team to back her up if anybody wasn't going to change when she said change.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2018