Solid Mantis's definitions

Pork chops

Sideburns shaped like pork chops. They usually get more ladies than tenderloins , t bone, or porterhouse instant heart attack side burns but a possessor of any of the latter three is usually a better fighter. Well, latter two, the tenderloin sideburns possessor ought to go ahead and shave and start over.

I'm not gonna tell you again, shave those pork chops!

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

Hypocrite

Someone who deliberately reports your account to have it blocked, then talks shit about something they thought you did (without knowing why you did it) in an online form, while calling any of the bullshit they're saying funny or hilarious.

The hypocrite really needs to tone her mouth down, somebody who ran to their mother throughout their entire childhood doesn't need to be talking shit to anybody else about whining, since people dont change, no matter what changes around them.

by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020

Barney the purple dinosaur

Someone you'd deny knowing if you were seen hanging out with him.

Girl- I told you, I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
Girl- It wasnt me! I'm getting homeschooled from now on, I don't need these losers, I'm awesome! My teddy bear told me I was so I know it's true! I dont give a fuck what anybody else thinks.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Womanizer

Calling a guy who hasn't been fucking a womanizer is like calling a priest a womanizer, the shoe doesn't fit. The same kind of person would say a high school girl who's a virgin is a trick who would do anything for a dollar. Why should someone be wearing shoes that don't fit?

Britney spears called your priest a womanizer in a song, she finally exposed him for who he really was all those years.

by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018

Evil

A lack of a good nature or a good will. More full of cruelty and trickery than anything else.

The girl tried with all her might to be evil.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Normal

Normal is normal, new is new. New doesnt become normal, it becomes obsolete one day.

A lot of technology that was once new is now obsolete. It never became the new normal because there is no new normal. Normal is normal. Being normal and functional is most important to the people that always claim they dont care what anybody thinks in the first place. Another word for normal is plain, which is not much different than bland.

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2020

Celibate

Someone who gets no complaints about how terrible they are in bed.

Once the guy was no longer celibate he started getting the same complaints again.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020