Protesting

What's the point of going out and protesting, when you end up on your knees at the end of it, when all is said and done?

Protesting is a waste of time that could be spent waking up and fighting, or at least going to work.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021

Hate fuck

Sleeping with the enemy, literally.

Jill was about to hate fuck a guy she despised, but she was mercurial so at times she was also his best fucking friend too.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2018

Happy ending

An audience wants to hear about something too good to be true, they don't want to hear about how the good guy doesn't always make things right, have a bigger penis than the bad guy, or get a girl.

The guy that would be been considered the hero was a virgin until his twenties, never drove an expensive car, and didn't have an interesting life. A movie/story about bad guys was more interesting than the good guy's real life, even if it didn't have a happy ending.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019

Superhuman

Expecting somebody to be superhuman or make superhuman plays is unrealistic. If they're already special to many, why do they have to be superhuman to anyone?

Nobody has to try to be superhuman, life is not a comic book.

by Solid Mantis February 08, 2021

Respect

Its a given that nobody has to respect anybody, this is something you knew as a little kid.

You don't have to respect me any more than I have to respect you.

by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018

On sight

A good way to turn someone into a YouTube star, pretend you want to fight them and have a friend film it.

The two girls pretended to almost get in a fight on sight and claimed they were doing for you, the viewing audience.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2018

caribbean pufferfish

1) The source of tetra, a paralyzing agent (according to Law Abiding Citizen).

2) A short, spiky haircut for rich manly girls.

Guy-What happened to your head? Did you skin a caribbean pufferfish and put it on top of your head?
Girl-Um No, this is my real haircut, oh my god.
Guy-It goes well with the rat pelts you're wearing to stay warm this winter.
Girl-Oh my gaaaad, you're such a critic, I can see why you're single.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2018