Solid Mantis's definitions

go back to europe

If you're not europeon and you don't tell a europeon to go back to Europe, he might keep giving you the blues forever.

The guy with the French accent isn't gonna stop giving people the blues any time soon, nobody is telling him to go back to Europe.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

Fountain of youth

Worse than a corporate scam since its a human scam. There is no fountain of youth, not everybody has the gift of being an eternal child, some people do and some don't. You could convince people that everybody could be that way, but not everybody is good at being charming or childlike and playful, just like any talent, not everybody has it.

People who tell you there's a fountain of youth must think you can't handle the truth.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

Mellow girl

Like a jellyfish girl, a mellow girl is soft as a marshmallow.

The mellow girl felt empowered by the self help book.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2020

Agent orange

An agent of chaos, a drama king.

Agent orange is making a soap opera out of peoples lives.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2020

Mastermind

A guy who would do anything for you but fall in line for you is not a puppet to a mastermind.

The mastermind went and looked for another puppet when she found out the guy wasn't a puppet.

by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020

Dark side

A female the once wanted to change the world, and might have thought of running for an office to do it, or to do it by some other means, but somewhere along the way had went a different route and decided to get as rich and influential as possible.

Both males and females had taken the Anakin Skywalker journey to the dark side.

by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020

Hawkish

Unlike the majestic predatory bird, when a human is described as hawkish, they're being praised for being reckless, which is why the human version of hawkish is nothing like the bird. The bird tends to be cautious since birds know how to survive without killing a lot of things they're not eating.

If the hawkish guy/girl toned his/her mouth down a little, he/she wouldn't have to keep killing to prove that he/she wasn't full of shit and reckless in behavior.

by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020