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Hypocrisy

A guy who beats the shit out of his wife and wins a baseball game in the same day has accomplished 2 things that day, one considered (agreed to be) by most people to be negative, the other positive. You could ask OJ about what that's like, nobody thinks of OJ without thinking of a criminal, people hardly remember he played football too. If you're gonna judge one book by its cover, shouldn't you judge all books by their covers? The same people who don't think each person is different are usually the ones telling people not to judge books by their covers, and that there's more than meets the eye in the first place (except with guys like OJ or wife beating baseball players, for some reason they think you should judge certain people if they tell you to do so). They tell you don't underestimate them, but its fine if you ridicule others.
Judging one kind of book by its cover and not another is hypocrisy. Since everyone's a hypocrite, everyone would have a cause to investigate hypocrisy in others.
by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020
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Enemy's friend

Someone rejected for being the friend of an enemy, for having ties to an enemy, rather than for the reason the enemy was rejected.
The guy would reject other people with ties to the person he was rejecting in order to reject the person, it was just the way things went. Rejecting an enemy's friends with an enemy kept things simple.
by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020
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Clean shaven

What every male was before he was bearded.
When you look through a yearbook, you don't think this kid looks like he belongs on a golf course, you think this kid looks like a teenager. Being clean shaven doesn't indicate anything about someone's lifestyle (unless you're judging a book by its cover).
by Solid Mantis January 14, 2020
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Weak person

A weak person doesn't usually think they're weak, they just say they do when they know other people are listening. A weak person is no different than a narcissist. The kind of person who doesn't believe in, or hold god sacred, but sings songs of praise about how awesome and awe inspiring they say they think god is, when really they don't believe in any god.
The girl would sing songs for a show of a supposedly deep spiritual relationship with her god, when really she never believed in any god. She was the worst kind of weak person, the kind that would never know she was a weak person.
by Solid Mantis January 15, 2020
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Chicken rapist

A guy who can't keep his pants on around a bird.
Keep the chicken rapist and the chicken in separate cages.
by Solid Mantis January 15, 2020
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Black country

Since white people try to make blues, r&b, and rap, there's not a good reason black people shouldn't get to try to make country music.
The black guys/girls in the cowboy hats and boots on the stage that look like they were headed to the rodeo when somebody called them and asked them to play country music tonight instead are the black country band.
by Solid Mantis January 15, 2020
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Clean cut

Neo Nazis who don't play golf are clean cut. A lot of black guys who also don't play golf are clean cut. Since when is there a connection between being clean cut and playing golf, or looking like you belong on a golf course?
The hitman was clean cut, but his hands weren't clean.
by Solid Mantis January 16, 2020
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