Solid Mantis's definitions

Mediocre

A way of avoiding telling someone they're no good at something by telling them they're okay at it. Like wanting to tell an asshole what an asshole they are, but instead saying something like you are unique, telling somebody they're mediocre at something doesn't do anybody any good. Let them know there are other jobs if you don't want to tell them they're no good at something they're doing.

Are you really trying to show concern for somebody else's feelings or your own when you say he or she was mediocre at something?

by Solid Mantis August 14, 2019

Hypocrite

Someone who tries to tell somebody else they're uptight, then tries to tell them that they're nasty when they talk about shot uptight people don't talk about. A bullshit person.

The hypocrite told the guy one minute he was uptight, and the next minute told him he was too nasty and gross (and ill). She was as nasty as anybody, and thought all her kettles were too black.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019

Picture

A picture doesnt prove anything about a person, it shows the person can pose. Being a poser isnt something to brag about. A video is not much different, a person doesnt have to be themself in a video, so they can pretend to be just about anything.

A picture doesnt tell you anything about who somebody really is, or what they're really like, which is why social media is bullshit.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020

Antagonist girl

The joker, the impractical joker girl, the clown girl.

The antagonist girl is gonna try and have you give somebody else hell today for her. She knows whose hands she can get dirty.

by Solid Mantis September 30, 2019

Instigator

Someone who likes to fuck with people's lives more than they like to do anything else.

The instigator would rather fuck with somebody else's life or talk shit about it than tend to their own.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns someone into, according to a movie.

Nobody's frozen body part ever falls on to the floor of a room with a kerosene heater, since an audience might see something out of one the Terminator movies after first becoming a human popsicle.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Spaceballs

A movie that was kind of like Avatar about 20 years before Avatar. A group of outsiders not from a planet looking for a suitable place to settle and raise their goofy looking kids, and take all the resources from the locals.

Spaceballs was a lot more humorous than people are in real life.

by Solid Mantis May 22, 2021