Solid Mantis's definitions

Hypocrite

Someone who pokes fun at double standards they're guilty of practicing themselves.

Girl- When I was 6, I made fun of the 12 year old white kids who listened to rap and talked like gangsters, then I started wearing my hat backwards, listening to rap, and talking like a gangster. I didn't see that coming, I thought I'd never be a hypocrite like the older people I tried to make fun of. I thought my perspective had the broadest horizons of all.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

Wildfires

Thinking that nobody can extinguish wildfires and tell them to fuck themselves is cockiness/arrogance, ignorance, or both.

Wildfires don't burn forever even if it's not extinguished. Its pretentious to think that they will.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

Great expectation

Expecting someone to do something like work 4 jobs or fly.

The girl wanted to see somebody fly freely (without being in an aircraft or having a parachute) even though nobody could do that. The people who tried to live up to her expectations are all dead, those who watched them die didn't find her great expectations liberating at all.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Fork

Something you don't need to be going around threatening to stab somebody with. A fork is used for eating food, and a person should have no reason to think of a fork as anything more than an eating utensil.

The guy who uses a fork to eat and not to make threats is the guy who should be left alone. The guy who uses a fork as an example of something he might do is the guy who needs his fork taken from him until he knows how to use a goddamn fork, or when to joke and when not to.

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Alpha female

A female who spends more time talking and bragging about being an alpha female than she does being an alpha female. Is overconfident at everything except what matters in life, like making people smile. Anything else from sports to intellect is something they love to brag about all the time, since bragging is a birthright of an alpha female, even if feeling or being anything besides a covert narsissisus is something they don't quite get.

Look, over here, I'm selling an oven that bakes 120 types of medication that I'm going to give somebody else even though I'm the one that needs it, I'm an alpha female.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

Life

An overrated thing to have.

At least you have a life.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Junkie

Somebody with the worst kept secret drug habit.

If the guy people had called a junkie 10 years ago had been any good at keeping his drug habit hidden from family or anybody else, nobody would have ever known he was a junkie at the time.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020