Solid Mantis's definitions

Neighborhood skank

Something girls don't often battle over, or take credit for.

Girl 1- I'm the biggest skank in the neighborhood, that makes me the neighborhood skank.
Girl 2 pulls out a pistol, shoots Girl 1 in the head and asks who is the neighborhood skank now bitch?

by Solid Mantis September 19, 2017

Interspecies relationship

Sounds more sophisticated than beastiality.

John was in an interspecies relationship with a fiery female hyena.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2017

Unbreakable

The family who made it home alive that night was something out of a movie or a TV show, whooooaaaaaah!!!

Tell the family you swerved around at 3 in the morning they were lucky, like you, not unbreakable.

by Solid Mantis September 19, 2017

Imaginary brother

1) You might have one, two, or five of them. A few might be in trouble for raping an imaginary virgin or building an imaginary makeshift Meth lab.
2) An imaginary black guy

Hal-Your imaginary brother is in trouble.
Seth-The imaginary blood one or the imaginary black one?
Hal- The one you're coming with me to the hospital for, I don't know him that well.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2017

Mama's bitch

A female version of a pussy/wimp.

Dan-That female that punched you in the face last night thought she hit you hard, there wasn't even a bruise on you though haha.
Zeke-Yea, she was a mama's bitch, she got it from her mama those fighting skills she brags about to everyone.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2017

Wig split

When someone gets their head split in two or more pieces.

Machete wielding Mexican gang member 1- Let's go in there and fuck him up ey.
Gang member 2-- Yea do it ey.
Gang member 2-Ese no, he doesn't look like a human being any more, stop it ey. His head is in over six pieces now vato.
Gang member 1- You think so ese? He got his wig split ey?

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2017

Horny bastard

A guy that don't have his own horn to toot, and don't have to toot his own horn. He might toot his boys horn though, if his boy brought a horn to toot over.

Jared was tooting Bobby's trombone yesterday. He's a horny bastard.

DJ Cold Ice doesn't usually play a horn, but the other day he was fuckin with Jerome's trumpet for about 25 minutes.

by Solid Mantis September 30, 2017