Definitions by Solid Mantis
Break up letter
You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.
Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?
Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.
Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.
Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.
Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.
Break up letter by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019
Introverted extrovert
There's no such thing as an introverted extrovert. A person who describes himself/herself as an introverted extrovert does so to keep people who don't know he/she is really an introvert from knowing that he/she is not the extrovert some people think he/she is.
Lindsay had found empowerment in convincing people around her she was an open extrovert since she was young, though she had always been an introvert. She would describe herself to other people as an introverted extrovert to keep from losing people who remained close to her that thought she was really an extrovert, since she couldn't handle being alone. She even pretended to be there for other people her entire life for the same reason, she couldn't handle being alone. It never really mattered to her how much damage was done to other people's lives, as long as she didn't end up alone herself, everything would be okay in her mind.
Introverted extrovert by Solid Mantis December 16, 2019
Mama's girl
Guy 1- Did you see the mama's girl with the bandana and covered in tattoos?
Guy 2- Yea man, nowadays everybody gets tattoos, they don't indicate toughness or anything else anymore. The girl looked like somebody's poodle when they make their dog wear a bunch of shit the dog doesn't want to wear.
Guy 2- Yea man, nowadays everybody gets tattoos, they don't indicate toughness or anything else anymore. The girl looked like somebody's poodle when they make their dog wear a bunch of shit the dog doesn't want to wear.
Mama's girl by Solid Mantis December 13, 2019
False shark
One way you know people that say that they are sharks are not sharks is sharks don't try to run off other animals. Sharks can also swim without the use of tanks and scuba diving apparatus, that's another way you know that people aren't like sharks, even if they claim to be.
He/she must have been in a silly mood when he/she claimed to be a shark, but nobody thought he/she wasn't a false shark when he/she made the claim.
False shark by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019
False shark
One way you know someone claiming to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't run other animals off. Another way you know someone who claims to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't need tanks and scuba apparatus to swim deep underwater, their bodies are made for their environment, which is not a natural environment for humans.
False shark by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019
30 husband bachelorette
Little did the first husband know he would be the first of 30 for the 30 husband bachelorette. He also didn't know when he moved to the state of Metah that beheadings were the state capital punishment, and that she would have him and 5 other husbands beheaded over time.
30 husband bachelorette by Solid Mantis December 10, 2019
Feudal system
Two guys that should not have lost their jobs that did are Cam Newton and Rob Rivera. Neither of these guys are inherently scared to take risks. It didn't take long for Ron Rivera to lose his job since ownership changed hands, Cam Newton must have felt like he was headed to a chopping block, which tends to fuck with a guys head a little. If a guy loves football and always has, he shouldn't allow someone else to take it away from him. Kids are taught that the feudal system ended hundreds of years ago, but if you take a look around, you know things don't work the way you're told they work.
Feudal system by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019