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Definitions by Solid Mantis

Not everything you grab for is meant to be grabbed.
Guy-That's a moving propeller, watch where you...

Mouthy girl- Shut up, I reach out and grab anything I want! Don't lecture me.

Guy- Don't underestimate the propeller. Its interesting how giving you some of your own advice becomes lecturing when somebody else does it, but its not lecturing when you do it. That is as hypocritical and double standard as anything anybody else does.
Grab by Solid Mantis January 4, 2020

Double standard 

A female that thinks she can handle you, but that you can't handle her. Feminists like to go by double standards all the time, feminism is based on its own double standards, and never seeing it.
The girl was a walking double standard who wouldn't know what to call people if they didn't let her know who and what she was. Like a parrot, she just repeated their words, since she thought everyone else was just teasing other people, like her.
Double standard by Solid Mantis January 4, 2020

Post nuclear era 

In the event that there were no other life forms on earth but you, you'd have to live your life alone. Some people would rather beg to be insignificant and around other people than to be alone. Being alone doesn't bother everybody though. It's a good reason to stop whining about this guy making you feel insignificant and weak. Sometimes people are offering you a sobering view of yourself, and some people don't like that.
The girl would whine about feeling weak an insignificant but didn't think about how good she really had it. In the event of nuclear war where nobody made it without her, but she made it, she'd be alone, and she'd hate life, just like all the people she talked shit about, since she hated being alone more than anything in the world. The post nuclear era would not be kind to her, or treat her right.
Post nuclear era by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020

Doomsday interchange 

A high speed interchange designed to funnel traffic from one highway into the lanes of oncoming traffic on another.
None of the drivers or passengers who died were drinking. Now people are worried about leaving their driveways, what if the state designed another new doomsday interchange somewhere else?

Steroids 

Proof that bulls have more balls than humans. The people making the point that bullfighting is not a real sport know what they're talking about.
The guys busted for steroids said they were bull lovers, not bull fighters.
Steroids by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020
Humans don't have shark like eyes, or wolf like eyes, or lion like eyes, since they're not sharks, wolves, or lions. Sharks, wolves, and lions know no evil, they're not sinners, they're as innocent as lambs. Humans are not innocent, so they're nothing like sharks, wolves, lions, or any other animals. Humans don't have enough heart, guts, or innocence (lack of bad intentions) to be like sharks, wolves, lions, or any other animals.
The guys eyes were not shark like, they were human like. Another guy trying to scare a population into doing something, big deal. He was never anything like a shark, nor was anybody else. He was one of the humans, like everyone else.
Humans by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020

Rabbit stew 

What you make when a family member runs over a rabbit with a lawnmower.
Whoops, looks like we're having rabbit stew tonight.
Rabbit stew by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020