Definitions by Solid Mantis
Draconian
The Draconian laws and measures were an attempt by Reptilian leadership to measure people, to measure their tolerance, to measure their limits.
Draconian by Solid Mantis March 16, 2020
Banana republic
It's not to good to be true, we're noting it for the money, we really want to see your dick grow 2 inches, but these pills and you too can be like a guy from a banana republic.
Banana republic by Solid Mantis March 13, 2020
Banana republic
You take these pills for 2 months and your penis will grow at least 2 inches, and your wife will think you are from a banana republic, she will want to fuck you 3 times a night every night like they do in some West African and South American countries where it's not uncommon for people to have sex 3 to 5 times in a night, if that's what you're trying to get to.
Banana republic by Solid Mantis March 13, 2020
Batman
Guy- This guy in a batsuit thinks he can start a fight in your club, he's got these kids on pills thinking he's a hero.
Club owner- Get rid of him, he's bad for business, this batman guy.
Club owner- Get rid of him, he's bad for business, this batman guy.
Batman by Solid Mantis March 11, 2020
Full of shit
Someone who's got their own money, but tries to use everybody else's ideas against them, and make their decisions for them.
The girl has her own money, her own bank account, that's about all that's original about her. She's plain full of shit.
Full of shit by Solid Mantis March 11, 2020
Desperation
Someone who's still sending shit in the mail years after the person they're sending it to hasn't accepted one thing they've gotten. That's not optimism, its not blind optimism, its desperation to fuck with somebody's life.
Desperation by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020
Houston Astros
It is possible to survive another postseason while being the assholes of the league, giving that your best effort is all you owe yourselves.
The Houston Astros owe nobody an apology, a title, or anything else. Stand and take the punishment, then move past it.
Houston Astros by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020