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an individual who loves to dance wildly, pathologically lie, is a gossip whore, and loves to face paint, all the while doing this sober
While Kevin was grinding on the dance floor, he told me that Susy hooked with Joey but I knew it wasn't true. And I couldn't keep up with his phenomenal dance moves or distract myself from his painted on cheetah face. What a staneker!
by Sofia da Bia January 26, 2009
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