Sodomy Boy's definitions

Sack o' Shit

The character in all of my definitions that Sodomy Boy absolutely despises, yet still seems to always be around.

Hey Sodomy Boy!

Fuck off Sack o' Shit

No seriously!

I will fucking kill you Sack o' Shit.

by Sodomy Boy October 27, 2010

Testicular Battery

The act of deliberately assaulting someone with your, or any other individual's, testicles.

I just got out of prison for testicular battery, after I killed your mom five years ago.

by Sodomy boy June 19, 2010

Narwhalling

The act of forcefully removing one's penis and surgically attaching it to another individual's forehead, resembling a narwhal.

I got fired today.

Why?

My boss found my Facebook page and saw all of the pictures from last night.

What....?

I had one hell of a time narwhalling everybody at the party.
Oh yea, John bled out.

by Sodomy Boy May 11, 2011