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Definitions by SoapySardines aka Dorian

When your a male is receiving head and he forces it down her throat every now and then

When she gets air thats called turbo-ing her
Once we got into turbo, we could never go back, the wife enjoys it alot too.

The misses asked me if i wanted a turbo the other day, it wasnt the kind of turbo i thought she was talking about.

Clean word for Deepthroat
When she sucks on your fingers like its your cock

Similar to a blowjob, but putting you into reverse gear, to get more distance for the jump

Really getting you amped and prepared, similar to dukes of hazard backing up for a really fun jump

Also when she does it at a boring event, and to go somewhere else especially when someone else is around to let them know... they might feel like the cop cars
reversing the above

Dukes of Hazard

When she sucks on your fingers in front of your boys , letting them know, they wont be following

Similar to a dukes of hazard moment when jumping a ramp and the cop car crashes... ending their fun... Wishing they would have made it and not crashed, looked like fun until they crash

similar to a cockblock, but broblock , can be kinda a bad thing causing issues between homies, especially when plans were made and its happened before...
i cant believe she pulled a dukes of hazards last night, crashed the night, atleast i had fun

Coyote ugly

When having sex and shes loud and the neighbors can clearly hear it

Like a coyote in heat

its kinda ugly to the neighbors

You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling

They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited

"Did you hear that last night?"

"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"
probably what a girl tells her girlfriend the next day , "Went coyote ugly on his dick"

Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night

"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"

She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much

Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno