SoapySardines aka Dorian's definitions
Fart , let them know you farted
Then also, say you farted when you didnt
Eventually they find out
Then never know if you really farted or not
Fart when something important is being done
When driving roll the windows up ... lock them
Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...
Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them
Then admit you didnt really fart
Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it
Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf
safe for work and everywhere
except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...
Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset
Then also, say you farted when you didnt
Eventually they find out
Then never know if you really farted or not
Fart when something important is being done
When driving roll the windows up ... lock them
Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...
Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them
Then admit you didnt really fart
Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it
Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf
safe for work and everywhere
except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...
Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 27, 2018
Get the Fart Wolfmug. by SoapySardines aka Dorian January 21, 2019
Get the Brojobmug. by SoapySardines aka Dorian August 19, 2018
Get the skateboardingmug. When she sucks on your fingers like its your cock
Similar to a blowjob, but putting you into reverse gear, to get more distance for the jump
Really getting you amped and prepared, similar to dukes of hazard backing up for a really fun jump
Also when she does it at a boring event, and to go somewhere else especially when someone else is around to let them know... they might feel like the cop cars
Similar to a blowjob, but putting you into reverse gear, to get more distance for the jump
Really getting you amped and prepared, similar to dukes of hazard backing up for a really fun jump
Also when she does it at a boring event, and to go somewhere else especially when someone else is around to let them know... they might feel like the cop cars
reversing the above
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
Get the Reversingmug.