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Definitions by SoapySardines aka Dorian

Laugh wolf

Cry wolf about something like thats bad, but the result is harmless but the result of a laugh wolf is comically deceptive

just a laugh wolf tactic

Probably best done with anyone you know well and get along with

Or people you really dont like to make them smell your fart one day for example
when you cry wolf about a fart for example and they find out you've been lying and then when you really do fart and admit it... and they find out about it because they dont know if your lying or not...

Laugh wolf

result of a cry wolf, being a comical one

Fart Wolf 

Someone who cry's wolf about farting
Fart , let them know you farted

Then also, say you farted when you didnt

Eventually they find out

Then never know if you really farted or not

Fart when something important is being done

When driving roll the windows up ... lock them

Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...

Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them

Then admit you didnt really fart

Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it

Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf

safe for work and everywhere

except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...

Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset

Polish roulette 

a blank round is used instead of a real one in Russian roulette

Or a flaregun is used
polish roulette is Russian roulette with a blank round, that will probably still blow a hole , or extremely fucking hurt
Similar to savage but brutal
Ripping a huge fart at court , that was brutal
The definition for Lateralus

could be used to symbolize

Or define tool's song

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Nemo

History on the word Nemo from google

Nemo is an Oromo word meaning "The Man". Wow, you say... But wait. In Latin, the same word means "Nobody"! In Homer's Odyssey, when Ulysses blinds the Cyclops, the Cyclops asks him: "Who are you?", to which Ulysses replies (in the Latin translation): "Nemo."
Nemo is a Lateralus

a bed

a dog
the list goes on and on

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Polish KickStand 

when fucking a girl on your knees and one leg goes off to the side, foot down for better leverage and re adjustment purposes
Polish Kickstand

could be off the edge of the bed onto the floor while the other knee is on the bed

Sometimes the initial position when penetrating

GoKart Position 

When in doggy position, the giver grabs onto their hair and places both feet in front of their knees... and pretends to ride a go kart, probably not the smoothest road, or slow

one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter
GoKart Position aka Derby style position Racing

So what are you doing for your honeymoon?

We plan on GoKarting...

Wanna race?

Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?

( couples GoKart together)

Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting

Rally car racing is the group version

Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action

AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing