polish roulette is Russian roulette with a blank round, that will probably still blow a hole , or extremely fucking hurt
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 24, 2018
When she sucks on your fingers in front of your boys , letting them know, they wont be following
Similar to a dukes of hazard moment when jumping a ramp and the cop car crashes... ending their fun... Wishing they would have made it and not crashed, looked like fun until they crash
similar to a cockblock, but broblock , can be kinda a bad thing causing issues between homies, especially when plans were made and its happened before...
Similar to a dukes of hazard moment when jumping a ramp and the cop car crashes... ending their fun... Wishing they would have made it and not crashed, looked like fun until they crash
similar to a cockblock, but broblock , can be kinda a bad thing causing issues between homies, especially when plans were made and its happened before...
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 05, 2018
When in doggy position, the giver grabs onto their hair and places both feet in front of their knees... and pretends to ride a go kart, probably not the smoothest road, or slow
one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter
one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter
GoKart Position aka Derby style position Racing
So what are you doing for your honeymoon?
We plan on GoKarting...
Wanna race?
Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?
( couples GoKart together)
Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting
Rally car racing is the group version
Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action
AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing
So what are you doing for your honeymoon?
We plan on GoKarting...
Wanna race?
Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?
( couples GoKart together)
Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting
Rally car racing is the group version
Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action
AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 05, 2018
by SoapySardines aka Dorian July 04, 2018
When she sucks on your fingers like its your cock
Similar to a blowjob, but putting you into reverse gear, to get more distance for the jump
Really getting you amped and prepared, similar to dukes of hazard backing up for a really fun jump
Also when she does it at a boring event, and to go somewhere else especially when someone else is around to let them know... they might feel like the cop cars
Similar to a blowjob, but putting you into reverse gear, to get more distance for the jump
Really getting you amped and prepared, similar to dukes of hazard backing up for a really fun jump
Also when she does it at a boring event, and to go somewhere else especially when someone else is around to let them know... they might feel like the cop cars
reversing the above
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 05, 2018
Fart , let them know you farted
Then also, say you farted when you didnt
Eventually they find out
Then never know if you really farted or not
Fart when something important is being done
When driving roll the windows up ... lock them
Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...
Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them
Then admit you didnt really fart
Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it
Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf
safe for work and everywhere
except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...
Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset
Then also, say you farted when you didnt
Eventually they find out
Then never know if you really farted or not
Fart when something important is being done
When driving roll the windows up ... lock them
Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...
Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them
Then admit you didnt really fart
Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it
Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf
safe for work and everywhere
except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...
Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 28, 2018
dudes brutal
He can do alot of things and defiantly dont want to piss him off
One time he broke a throwing knife in half , against plywood... and no hes not that strong looking at all...
brutal part was...
he spun around and made a ripping motion with hands right after he threw it...
believe it or not it happened, just imagine it , should help you understand what being brutal is
Brutal results
He can do alot of things and defiantly dont want to piss him off
One time he broke a throwing knife in half , against plywood... and no hes not that strong looking at all...
brutal part was...
he spun around and made a ripping motion with hands right after he threw it...
believe it or not it happened, just imagine it , should help you understand what being brutal is
Brutal results
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 30, 2018