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Coyote ugly

When having sex and shes loud and the neighbors can clearly hear it

Like a coyote in heat

its kinda ugly to the neighbors

You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling

They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited

"Did you hear that last night?"

"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"
probably what a girl tells her girlfriend the next day , "Went coyote ugly on his dick"

Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night

"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"

She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much

Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
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Laugh wolf

Cry wolf about something like thats bad, but the result is harmless but the result of a laugh wolf is comically deceptive

just a laugh wolf tactic

Probably best done with anyone you know well and get along with

Or people you really dont like to make them smell your fart one day for example
when you cry wolf about a fart for example and they find out you've been lying and then when you really do fart and admit it... and they find out about it because they dont know if your lying or not...

Laugh wolf

result of a cry wolf, being a comical one
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 28, 2018
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Polish roulette

a blank round is used instead of a real one in Russian roulette

Or a flaregun is used
polish roulette is Russian roulette with a blank round, that will probably still blow a hole , or extremely fucking hurt
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 24, 2018
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Brojob

a bro giving a bro a blowjob

OMG your the best bro ever
a bro giving a bro a blowjob is a brojob
by SoapySardines aka Dorian January 21, 2019
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Soapy

He's being really soapy about it, i was expecting a salty attitude reaction
by SoapySardines aka Dorian July 3, 2018
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Polish KickStand

when fucking a girl on your knees and one leg goes off to the side, foot down for better leverage and re adjustment purposes
Polish Kickstand

could be off the edge of the bed onto the floor while the other knee is on the bed

Sometimes the initial position when penetrating
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
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Dukes of Hazard

When she sucks on your fingers in front of your boys , letting them know, they wont be following

Similar to a dukes of hazard moment when jumping a ramp and the cop car crashes... ending their fun... Wishing they would have made it and not crashed, looked like fun until they crash

similar to a cockblock, but broblock , can be kinda a bad thing causing issues between homies, especially when plans were made and its happened before...
i cant believe she pulled a dukes of hazards last night, crashed the night, atleast i had fun
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
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