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Soapy

He's being really soapy about it, i was expecting a salty attitude reaction
by SoapySardines aka Dorian July 3, 2018
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Fart Wolf

Someone who cry's wolf about farting
Fart , let them know you farted

Then also, say you farted when you didnt

Eventually they find out

Then never know if you really farted or not

Fart when something important is being done

When driving roll the windows up ... lock them

Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...

Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them

Then admit you didnt really fart

Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it

Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf

safe for work and everywhere

except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...

Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 27, 2018
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Nemo

The definition for Lateralus

could be used to symbolize

Or define tool's song

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Nemo

History on the word Nemo from google

Nemo is an Oromo word meaning "The Man". Wow, you say... But wait. In Latin, the same word means "Nobody"! In Homer's Odyssey, when Ulysses blinds the Cyclops, the Cyclops asks him: "Who are you?", to which Ulysses replies (in the Latin translation): "Nemo."
Nemo is a Lateralus

a bed

a dog
the list goes on and on

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by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 15, 2018
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Brojob

a bro giving a bro a blowjob

OMG your the best bro ever
a bro giving a bro a blowjob is a brojob
by SoapySardines aka Dorian January 21, 2019
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Coyote ugly

When having sex and shes loud and the neighbors can clearly hear it

Like a coyote in heat

its kinda ugly to the neighbors

You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling

They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited

"Did you hear that last night?"

"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"
probably what a girl tells her girlfriend the next day , "Went coyote ugly on his dick"

Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night

"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"

She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much

Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
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GoKart Position

When in doggy position, the giver grabs onto their hair and places both feet in front of their knees... and pretends to ride a go kart, probably not the smoothest road, or slow

one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter
GoKart Position aka Derby style position Racing

So what are you doing for your honeymoon?

We plan on GoKarting...

Wanna race?

Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?

( couples GoKart together)

Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting

Rally car racing is the group version

Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action

AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
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Turbo

When your a male is receiving head and he forces it down her throat every now and then

When she gets air thats called turbo-ing her
Once we got into turbo, we could never go back, the wife enjoys it alot too.

The misses asked me if i wanted a turbo the other day, it wasnt the kind of turbo i thought she was talking about.

Clean word for Deepthroat
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
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