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Coyote ugly

When having sex and shes loud and the neighbors can clearly hear it

Like a coyote in heat

its kinda ugly to the neighbors

You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling

They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited

"Did you hear that last night?"

"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"
probably what a girl tells her girlfriend the next day , "Went coyote ugly on his dick"

Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night

"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"

She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much

Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
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Laugh wolf

Cry wolf about something like thats bad, but the result is harmless but the result of a laugh wolf is comically deceptive

just a laugh wolf tactic

Probably best done with anyone you know well and get along with

Or people you really dont like to make them smell your fart one day for example
when you cry wolf about a fart for example and they find out you've been lying and then when you really do fart and admit it... and they find out about it because they dont know if your lying or not...

Laugh wolf

result of a cry wolf, being a comical one
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 28, 2018
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Polish KickStand

when fucking a girl on your knees and one leg goes off to the side, foot down for better leverage and re adjustment purposes
Polish Kickstand

could be off the edge of the bed onto the floor while the other knee is on the bed

Sometimes the initial position when penetrating
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
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GoKart Position

When in doggy position, the giver grabs onto their hair and places both feet in front of their knees... and pretends to ride a go kart, probably not the smoothest road, or slow

one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter
GoKart Position aka Derby style position Racing

So what are you doing for your honeymoon?

We plan on GoKarting...

Wanna race?

Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?

( couples GoKart together)

Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting

Rally car racing is the group version

Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action

AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
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Turbo

When your a male is receiving head and he forces it down her throat every now and then

When she gets air thats called turbo-ing her
Once we got into turbo, we could never go back, the wife enjoys it alot too.

The misses asked me if i wanted a turbo the other day, it wasnt the kind of turbo i thought she was talking about.

Clean word for Deepthroat
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
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Nemo

The definition for Lateralus

could be used to symbolize

Or define tool's song

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Nemo

History on the word Nemo from google

Nemo is an Oromo word meaning "The Man". Wow, you say... But wait. In Latin, the same word means "Nobody"! In Homer's Odyssey, when Ulysses blinds the Cyclops, the Cyclops asks him: "Who are you?", to which Ulysses replies (in the Latin translation): "Nemo."
Nemo is a Lateralus

a bed

a dog
the list goes on and on

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by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 15, 2018
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Reversing

When she sucks on your fingers like its your cock

Similar to a blowjob, but putting you into reverse gear, to get more distance for the jump

Really getting you amped and prepared, similar to dukes of hazard backing up for a really fun jump

Also when she does it at a boring event, and to go somewhere else especially when someone else is around to let them know... they might feel like the cop cars
reversing the above
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