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Brutal

Similar to savage but brutal
Ripping a huge fart at court , that was brutal
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 23, 2018
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Polish roulette

a blank round is used instead of a real one in Russian roulette

Or a flaregun is used
polish roulette is Russian roulette with a blank round, that will probably still blow a hole , or extremely fucking hurt
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 24, 2018
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Fart Wolf

Someone who cry's wolf about farting
Fart , let them know you farted

Then also, say you farted when you didnt

Eventually they find out

Then never know if you really farted or not

Fart when something important is being done

When driving roll the windows up ... lock them

Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...

Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them

Then admit you didnt really fart

Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it

Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf

safe for work and everywhere

except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...

Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 27, 2018
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Ironic wolf

When someone lies about a danger and then when its really there... they ignore the warning and deal with the ramifications

everyone might cry

can be someone who doesnt know being too cautious , this is the ultimate Ironic wolf, that finally there is a real danger... and its not properly reacted to it

similar to look behind you, and there actually is something bad there...
Billy kept joking about there being a danger... Then when there really was one, no one listened to him

Barbara kept pointing out things she thought was of concern, but was wrong about it... this went on for awhile, and most who knew her, just ignored her, until one day she was right.

Ironic wolf
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 28, 2018
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Laugh wolf

Cry wolf about something like thats bad, but the result is harmless but the result of a laugh wolf is comically deceptive

just a laugh wolf tactic

Probably best done with anyone you know well and get along with

Or people you really dont like to make them smell your fart one day for example
when you cry wolf about a fart for example and they find out you've been lying and then when you really do fart and admit it... and they find out about it because they dont know if your lying or not...

Laugh wolf

result of a cry wolf, being a comical one
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 28, 2018
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Brutal

Someones that does something incredible

A different kind of savage , results are brutal
dudes brutal

He can do alot of things and defiantly dont want to piss him off

One time he broke a throwing knife in half , against plywood... and no hes not that strong looking at all...

brutal part was...

he spun around and made a ripping motion with hands right after he threw it...

believe it or not it happened, just imagine it , should help you understand what being brutal is

Brutal results
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 30, 2018
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Soapy

He's being really soapy about it, i was expecting a salty attitude reaction
by SoapySardines aka Dorian July 3, 2018
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