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Laugh wolf

Cry wolf about something like thats bad, but the result is harmless but the result of a laugh wolf is comically deceptive

just a laugh wolf tactic

Probably best done with anyone you know well and get along with

Or people you really dont like to make them smell your fart one day for example
when you cry wolf about a fart for example and they find out you've been lying and then when you really do fart and admit it... and they find out about it because they dont know if your lying or not...

Laugh wolf

result of a cry wolf, being a comical one
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 28, 2018
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Dukes of Hazard

When she sucks on your fingers in front of your boys , letting them know, they wont be following

Similar to a dukes of hazard moment when jumping a ramp and the cop car crashes... ending their fun... Wishing they would have made it and not crashed, looked like fun until they crash

similar to a cockblock, but broblock , can be kinda a bad thing causing issues between homies, especially when plans were made and its happened before...
i cant believe she pulled a dukes of hazards last night, crashed the night, atleast i had fun
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
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Brutal

Similar to savage but brutal
Ripping a huge fart at court , that was brutal
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 23, 2018
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GoKart Position

When in doggy position, the giver grabs onto their hair and places both feet in front of their knees... and pretends to ride a go kart, probably not the smoothest road, or slow

one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter
GoKart Position aka Derby style position Racing

So what are you doing for your honeymoon?

We plan on GoKarting...

Wanna race?

Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?

( couples GoKart together)

Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting

Rally car racing is the group version

Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action

AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
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Brojob

a bro giving a bro a blowjob

OMG your the best bro ever
a bro giving a bro a blowjob is a brojob
by SoapySardines aka Dorian January 21, 2019
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Brutal

Someones that does something incredible

A different kind of savage , results are brutal
dudes brutal

He can do alot of things and defiantly dont want to piss him off

One time he broke a throwing knife in half , against plywood... and no hes not that strong looking at all...

brutal part was...

he spun around and made a ripping motion with hands right after he threw it...

believe it or not it happened, just imagine it , should help you understand what being brutal is

Brutal results
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 30, 2018
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Fart Wolf

Someone who cry's wolf about farting
Fart , let them know you farted

Then also, say you farted when you didnt

Eventually they find out

Then never know if you really farted or not

Fart when something important is being done

When driving roll the windows up ... lock them

Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...

Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them

Then admit you didnt really fart

Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it

Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf

safe for work and everywhere

except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...

Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 27, 2018
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