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Mewering

Fixating on one single subject to the point of causing severe annoyance and frustration to the people around you.
"Quit the Mewering, Tom!
by Someone December 2, 2004
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Santa

An overweight personification of greed in today's society. He symbolizes gluttony, slavery, lust, and greed. He spies on children around the world all year. He unlawfully enslaved an entire race, the elves. He cruelly forces unqiue flying reindeer to haul his fat ass around once a year, at great risk to their health.

Furthermore, one that same night, he breaks into every household which beleives in him. He uses the "Enter through the chimney technique". However, rather than steal anything of value, he steals the food left out. Such gluttony!

The cleverly wrapped presents usually contain some useless object the child of the house yearns for. However, one must assume, knowing his other criminal activity, that eventually he will deliver a bomb to some household.

Lastly, he symbolizes that it is okay to be bad. No matter how naughty a child has been that year, Santa always seems to reward him/her with a present.

This year, I will catch this fiend by installing a crossbar in my chimney. If any weight should be applied to the bar, it will cause a spark, which will start a fire in the fireplace.

We must bring Santa to justice!

See Criminal Burglar Pervert Slave Master Fat Ass

OR

Anyone sharing most or all of the above traits
He's a Santa!
by Someone December 21, 2003
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John Bardeen

John Bardeen was an amazing physicist who happens to aslo be the only person to win the nobel prize in physics twice. Many consider him to be the most influencial physicist for the invention of the transistor, which without we wouldn't have 99% of modern electronics.
John Bardeen died in 1991.
by Someone April 17, 2005
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simie

big hairy woman that shaves her face, closley related to big foot.
wow if you dont have a shave soon your going to be so simie.
by someone June 6, 2004
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short man syndrome

The obnoxious, chauvinistic, arrogant attitude often taken on my short men--seems to be an attempt to make p for their short stature.
Bill's got short man syndrome--did you see how he just talked to that employee?
by someone July 18, 2004
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Okinawa

An island south of Japan, and east of China.

Possibly most famous for its part in the history of modern oriental martial arts, where it was home of the main transitional phase between kung fu and karate, spawning several popular martial arts of its own.
Mr. Miyagi from the film "The Karate Kid" was Okinawan
by Someone March 23, 2005
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mental buddies

meaning abby and justin - mental buddies for life, bitches !! x



est. reREinvented
" HEY !! theres abby and justin ! have you heard about them? they`re mental buddies ! "
HAHA rofl.
by someone February 19, 2005
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