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An asshole that likes to look at Playgirl, just like his daddy did when he was conceived, with some help from the chemistry set.
by someone February 20, 2005
Get the hoffymug. 
Fixating on one single subject to the point of causing severe annoyance and frustration to the people around you.
by Someone December 2, 2004
Get the Meweringmug. by someone August 20, 2003
Get the giant penismug. An overweight personification of greed in today's society. He symbolizes gluttony, slavery, lust, and greed. He spies on children around the world all year. He unlawfully enslaved an entire race, the elves. He cruelly forces unqiue flying reindeer to haul his fat ass around once a year, at great risk to their health.
Furthermore, one that same night, he breaks into every household which beleives in him. He uses the "Enter through the chimney technique". However, rather than steal anything of value, he steals the food left out. Such gluttony!
The cleverly wrapped presents usually contain some useless object the child of the house yearns for. However, one must assume, knowing his other criminal activity, that eventually he will deliver a bomb to some household.
Lastly, he symbolizes that it is okay to be bad. No matter how naughty a child has been that year, Santa always seems to reward him/her with a present.
This year, I will catch this fiend by installing a crossbar in my chimney. If any weight should be applied to the bar, it will cause a spark, which will start a fire in the fireplace.
We must bring Santa to justice!
See Criminal Burglar Pervert Slave Master Fat Ass
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Anyone sharing most or all of the above traits
Furthermore, one that same night, he breaks into every household which beleives in him. He uses the "Enter through the chimney technique". However, rather than steal anything of value, he steals the food left out. Such gluttony!
The cleverly wrapped presents usually contain some useless object the child of the house yearns for. However, one must assume, knowing his other criminal activity, that eventually he will deliver a bomb to some household.
Lastly, he symbolizes that it is okay to be bad. No matter how naughty a child has been that year, Santa always seems to reward him/her with a present.
This year, I will catch this fiend by installing a crossbar in my chimney. If any weight should be applied to the bar, it will cause a spark, which will start a fire in the fireplace.
We must bring Santa to justice!
See Criminal Burglar Pervert Slave Master Fat Ass
OR
Anyone sharing most or all of the above traits
He's a Santa!
by Someone December 21, 2003
Get the Santamug. 1.An old school asteroid game made new with componets and modules including, battery,micro reactor,lite cannon,heavy cannon,electronic beam,riffle, bride for the crew and trusses made out of Titanium and steel.
2. a game that features player made ships and multiplayer options.
2. a game that features player made ships and multiplayer options.
by someone June 21, 2004
Get the Astrobattlemug. An area of existence which contains intangible concepts, such as emotions, and destiny. It very nature is oxymoronic.
When the person thought, he recalled memories which were collectivly pooled in the etheral plane in his mind.
by Someone September 26, 2003
Get the Ethereal Planemug.