Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.
Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.
by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022
Blade-Is that my weapon? It looks heavy.
Kris Kristofferson- Well you're so big...
Blade- I'm 5'2". Is that really big?
Kris Kristofferson- Well because you're so ripped you are big, you're huge. You're the giant and I'm sitting on your shoulder trying to see what's ahead. I wouldn't want to be the one to piss you off.
Kris Kristofferson- Well you're so big...
Blade- I'm 5'2". Is that really big?
Kris Kristofferson- Well because you're so ripped you are big, you're huge. You're the giant and I'm sitting on your shoulder trying to see what's ahead. I wouldn't want to be the one to piss you off.
by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022
How many other teams have had at least 3 of their main players together for most of 10 years besides the Golden State Warriors? Every other team seems to have a revolving door for star players.
The Golden State Warriors keep all their star players because they're one of the richest teams. Of course they can be the most dominant team of the last 10 years, hardly any other teams, if any, have been together as long. It's a lot harder to win with a team that hasn't been together long.
by Snowboy Jr. May 01, 2023
A team that knows how to manipulate the seeding so that they never look like the big bad bullies of the West (even though they have the mentality of bullies, they feel like they can easily defeat about any team that goes against them and extend their dynasty). You don't often see them as the number one seed in the West because that's harder to maintain (especially for more than one year, with consistency), since every other team is coming for you and you're not under anyone's radar that way.
The Golden State Warriors want to get away with being bullies, that's why they're not always the number one seed in the West (that would actually make it harder for them to win championships). Last year they were number three, this year they're number six, that way they look like underdogs on paper to at least one other team going against them.
by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023
A team that loves to humiliate (or as they call it humble) other teams/players with their abundance of conventional wisdom.
by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023
The most dull team to watch in all of basketball, since their primary focus is on shooting 3's as often as possible.
Watching the Golden State Warriors makes you miss watching basketball in the 90's, when 3 pointers were more of a complimentary part of the game than something it revolved around.
by Snowboy Jr. April 23, 2023
If you could envision the Golden State Warriors on a championship party boat in San Francisco Bay sinking into frenzied shark-infested waters there then I like you. Can't you just see a hammerhead mistaking Draymond Green for a sea lion, the way he flops around?
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023