Definitions by Snowboy Jr.

Klay Thompson 

Before he started playing basketball, he was a dork next door to somebody up in Oregon.

Oh, that's just Klay Thompson, have you ever heard a softer nickname for two dudes then the Splash Brothers?

Klay Thompson by Snowboy Jr. April 21, 2023

Sacramento Kings 

People say they could beat the Warriors, but the Warriors and their fans still don't really think they could beat the Warriors yet, since it hasn't happened.

The Sacramento Kings are a good team, but the Warriors still don't think they're as good as the Warriors.

Sacramento Kings by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Chase Center 

A building where people that thought they were real warriors got chased around by teams like the Orlando Magic and Detroit Pistons.

Is that why they call it the Chase Center? Hmm.

Chase Center by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Boy/girl next door with a badge

A cop.

That boy/girl next door with a badge loves to bark orders at other boys/girls next door to them.

Boy/girl next door with a badge by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Teen riots 

Boys and Girls next door so full of angst.

Don't call him/her a boy/girl next door to his/her face, you will cause teen riots that way.

Teen riots by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Golden State Warriors 

Would make good chum.

If you could envision the Golden State Warriors on a championship party boat in San Francisco Bay sinking into frenzied shark-infested waters there then I like you. Can't you just see a hammerhead mistaking Draymond Green for a sea lion, the way he flops around?

Golden State Warriors by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Golden State Warriors 

A misunderstood team that more than anything, just wants people to love and understand them.

Go easy on Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors, he might commit hari kari if his team gets beat in the playoffs.

Golden State Warriors by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023