Snowboy Jr.'s definitions

Chase Center

A building where people that thought they were real warriors got chased around by teams like the Orlando Magic and Detroit Pistons.

Is that why they call it the Chase Center? Hmm.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Sacramento Kings

People say they could beat the Warriors, but the Warriors and their fans still don't really think they could beat the Warriors yet, since it hasn't happened.

The Sacramento Kings are a good team, but the Warriors still don't think they're as good as the Warriors.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Klay Thompson

Before he started playing basketball, he was a dork next door to somebody up in Oregon.

Oh, that's just Klay Thompson, have you ever heard a softer nickname for two dudes then the Splash Brothers?

by Snowboy Jr. April 21, 2023

Golden State Warriors

The most dull team to watch in all of basketball, since their primary focus is on shooting 3's as often as possible.

Watching the Golden State Warriors makes you miss watching basketball in the 90's, when 3 pointers were more of a complimentary part of the game than something it revolved around.

by Snowboy Jr. April 23, 2023

Head shot

An unorthodox way to put the ball in the basket by bouncing it off a guys head.

The Warriors hate that the Kings aren't afraid to attempt head shots off their players, because they are such a conventional minded team, they live to shoot 3's and all else is secondary.

by Snowboy Jr. April 23, 2023

Blown call

It's convenient the refs just notice and admit to blowing a call after the fact, after the game has been decided.

A Duke alumni like J.J. Reddick would complain about the refs favoring Sacramento instead of Golden State, he probably thought the same thing about teams that played against Duke. In reality, the refs at the two games in Sacramento so far were just giving one of the richest and high profile teams like Golden State a small taste of their own medicine. It wouldn't be the first series in the Kings history a blown call against an opposing team possibly cost Sacramento a series.

by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023

Golden State Warriors

A team that knows how to manipulate the seeding so that they never look like the big bad bullies of the West (even though they have the mentality of bullies, they feel like they can easily defeat about any team that goes against them and extend their dynasty). You don't often see them as the number one seed in the West because that's harder to maintain (especially for more than one year, with consistency), since every other team is coming for you and you're not under anyone's radar that way.

The Golden State Warriors want to get away with being bullies, that's why they're not always the number one seed in the West (that would actually make it harder for them to win championships). Last year they were number three, this year they're number six, that way they look like underdogs on paper to at least one other team going against them.

by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023