Playoff experience

It's easier to get playoff experience when there hasn't been a revolving door on your roster for the past 10 years.

It's harder for a team with playoff experience to lose, but it would have been sweet if it had happened.

by Snowboy Jr. April 30, 2023

Chase Center

A building where people that thought they were real warriors got chased around by teams like the Orlando Magic and Detroit Pistons.

Is that why they call it the Chase Center? Hmm.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Most shallow

Someone that writes poetry the way Ben Affleck acts, expresses thoughts and feelings by pointing at people; sounds about as authentic as Ben Affleck's Boston accent in a movie.

Hal sucks hardcore at writing poetry because he's the most shallow dude I ever met.

by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022

Golden State Warriors

The most dull team to watch in all of basketball, since their primary focus is on shooting 3's as often as possible.

Watching the Golden State Warriors makes you miss watching basketball in the 90's, when 3 pointers were more of a complimentary part of the game than something it revolved around.

by Snowboy Jr. April 23, 2023

Narwhal

A unicorn of the sea.

That guy/girl next door was claiming to be a shark, but really he/she is just a narwhal.

by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022

Mary J Blige

There's something about her isn't there.

Vanilla Ice- I just got jumped by a van full of Crips to get to Mary J Blige. They fucked my ass up.

Pat Healy- You should see Norm the pizza boy. He had somebody break his back to get to her. He hasn't been walking right in a long time now.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022

Police

People that can hold anybody but themselves accountable for everything.

The Police show up at the wrong address in New Mexico and somehow it's not trespassing as it would be for the rest of us, even though they're on private property. They kill someone on accident, and somehow it isn't manslaughter, like it would be for the rest of us. Somehow nobody thinks the cop that pulled the trigger is a criminal, like anybody else would be, and somehow, nothing can be done even though anybody else could be prosecuted and held accountable for the same actions.

by Snowboy Jr. April 18, 2023