Definitions by Snelper

Shroom Soup

The state of ones brain after a weekend of enjoying mushrooms

Boss: “Hey fellas, how was camping?”
Lad A: “off tap, but my head is a can of shroom soup!”

Rapid contractions of the anus Associated with stress, anxiety or suspense.

Man! I was at maximum pucker! I thought there was no way a Datsun could fly that far!