3 definitions by Sneaky motherfucker
Black magic a.k.a jakomäki magic means that a dark individual spells out magic words and suddenly you have a knife in your side and you are missing your bike
NiBBa: Hey! Do you wanna see black magic?
Me: Sure I do
NiBBa: Abrakadabra, my sister is nine. Take a walk, cus your bike is now mine!
Me: Sure I do
NiBBa: Abrakadabra, my sister is nine. Take a walk, cus your bike is now mine!
by Sneaky motherfucker April 25, 2019
A place in Finland close to Mellunmäki.
Kontula is the place where spurgus (or spuges) sell alcohol to under age teens for small fee.
Kontula is also the place where you can buy all sorts of drugs and get stabbed to death.
Kontula is the place where spurgus (or spuges) sell alcohol to under age teens for small fee.
Kontula is also the place where you can buy all sorts of drugs and get stabbed to death.
Edgy teen: Man, I need alcohol for this weekend.
2nd edgy teen: Kontula's spuges can sell alcohol for cheap.
Edgy teen: Fuck no man. I don't want to die.
2nd edgy teen: Kontula's spuges can sell alcohol for cheap.
Edgy teen: Fuck no man. I don't want to die.
by Sneaky motherfucker April 29, 2019
Hidden land between puistola and vaarala
Jakomäki is a dangerous place with crackheads and people with knifes.
Nobody lives there by their own choice.
Jakomäki is a dangerous place with crackheads and people with knifes.
Nobody lives there by their own choice.
Me: I got stabbed yesternday in Jakomäki
Friend: No wonder. I'd rather live in Korso than in Jakomäki
Friend: No wonder. I'd rather live in Korso than in Jakomäki
by Sneaky motherfucker April 25, 2019