Definitions by Smooth Operator!

TAPLAPS 

"Takes a Pounding Like a Porn Star" (TAPLAPS).
Used to signify a product has been completely tested and ready for market.

QC: This software is now TAPLAPS certified.
Manager: That's great. We will ship it to the customer today.

TAPLAPS by Smooth Operator! July 27, 2016

FILTR 

Father I'd Like to Ride.
Male equivalent of MILF.

Female 1: Sarah's father is a FILTR.
Female 2: Back off b#### that's my ride.

FILTR by Smooth Operator! July 23, 2016

Workation 

A workation is when you take a work trip to another city for something like a trade show. Upon arriving you register for the show, obtain badges and various pieces of trade show material. After this recreational non-work activities will be undertaken for the rest of the trip. Sunscreen may be required to mask tanning. Often these trips are taken by employees of the opposite sex who are engaged in a discrete relationship.

Employee1: Are you ready for our Workation in Las Vegas?
Employee2: Oh yes. All packed. Remember, what happens on a workation, stays on a workation!

Workation by Smooth Operator! July 23, 2016