Smithers john's definitions

Top Jew

Person at Jewish wedding who sits on chair and is lifted up so he can feel like the Top Jew

"Man when I got lifted up on that chair at my wedding I felt like the Top Jew."

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Tire Loving Fag

Someone who has a fetish or obsession with tires.

"Dad what are you looking at"

"Shut up boy im looking at tires"

"But why?"

"Because Im a fucking Tire Loving Fag"

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Family Night

Mother and Father who makes their kids stay home on Saturday to play a Foreign Dice Game.

"Hey Pat can you come out and do something?"

"No its Family Night I have to play a Foreign Dice Game with my family. Its so much fun. See you later."

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Arm Flapping Fagget

Someone who`s arms flap around like a bird while running or their arms flop around like noodles.

"What is that kid doing out there?"
"He cant help it, hes just an Arm Flapping Fagget. That`s how he was born"

by Smithers john January 31, 2009