assplastic

Synthetic material used for the cosmetic enhancement of the buttocks.
You should never buy assplastic on ebay.

Only a professional should inject you with assplastic.
by Smiling Larry March 09, 2011
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flaskinating

The phenomenon wherein alcohol increases the appeal of an already delightful object or activity.
Have you seen how clean Charles Manson keeps his cell?! Flaskinating!
by Smiling Larry April 17, 2017
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