Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Smelly Manchild

lagomorph

A term that so specifically refers to rabbits that you'll only ever see it used as a tag on rule34, e621, etc.

Person 1: Do you see that lagomorph sitting over there?
Person 2: The 'ell is a lagomorph?

by Smelly Manchild March 29, 2021

A person who frequents Pornhub so often their dick/vagina hurt

Did you see James yesterday?
I saw him grab ice packs and leave, what a hubber.

by Smelly Manchild December 5, 2020

A mystical artifact stronger than the Chaos Emeralds that grants the wielder the power to co-host an episode of OneyPlays.

Look, Tomar! It's you!
No, that's just a Tomar Emerald.

by Smelly Manchild February 1, 2021