Smaug the Dragon's definitions

Queer eye for the Hi-5

A symbolic handshake that originated from the indiginous tribe of ballwashers from CHRW. This gesture is usually followed with an annoying cat call that resembles a dying Ostrich: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaah"
Only queers, ballwashers and cockgobblersof similar creeds can use this gesture - it is forbidden for anyone else.

John: "I am the greatest living human
being ever."
Acorn: <Hi-5 slap! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHH!!!"

by Smaug the Dragon February 24, 2004

Mushroom popsicle

The one thing all cockgobblers and ballwashers crave: The Mushroom popsicle!! Also know as the one-eyed monster - trouser snake! IE - a penis.

My mushroom popsicle is swelling. I need you to lick it so the swelling will go down.

by Smaug the Dragon February 24, 2004