Christian Bale

The one and only man other men can fantasize about and pleasure themselves to and remain 100% straight.

I just want Christian Bale to hold me in his arms. His muscly, yet smooth and tender arms. I would fit so well in between them and feel safe. So safe. I would even let him be the big spoon.

But i ain't no fucking fag, man.

by Sloppy Thrustin April 27, 2008

Fagaymolord

An insult combined of the words "fag", "gay", "homo" and "gaylord" and reserved for those of the utmost in the homosexual order.

Jimmy, why are you such a fagaymolord?

by Sloppy Thrustin March 07, 2008