Sloma Jack Clucks's definitions

Not "MUSH"room

buying mushrooms and not having enough mushrooms in my house to store the mushrooms

"Aw, Not "MUSH"room in here for all my mushrooms.

by Sloma Jack Clucks May 24, 2024

hawk too

a retarded definition of "Hawk Tuah" designed to disguise as if the writer did not intentionally mean "Hawk Tuah."

That's why i cage my "hawk too."

by Sloma Jack Clucks December 5, 2024

Messed Down

When you don't mess up and actually do something good.
Basically the Opposite of Messing Up

Aw Snap! he actually "messed down" this time!

by Sloma Jack Clucks July 19, 2025

oh dough!

When you're baking a pizza and the dough falls on the ground

*man twirling a dough in the air*
*splat*
"OH DOUGH!"

by Sloma Jack Clucks March 14, 2025

Sloma Jack Clucks

A man who lives in Utah and will ruff you up if you try to find him

"Oh my god its Sloma Jack Clucks! (dead)"

by Sloma Jack Clucks June 22, 2023