Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Sloma Jack Clucks

Messed Down

When you don't mess up and actually do something good.
Basically the Opposite of Messing Up

Aw Snap! he actually "messed down" this time!

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When you're baking a pizza and the dough falls on the ground

*man twirling a dough in the air*
*splat*
"OH DOUGH!"

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a retarded definition of "Hawk Tuah" designed to disguise as if the writer did not intentionally mean "Hawk Tuah."

That's why i cage my "hawk too."

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buying mushrooms and not having enough mushrooms in my house to store the mushrooms

"Aw, Not "MUSH"room in here for all my mushrooms.

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A man who lives in Utah and will ruff you up if you try to find him

"Oh my god its Sloma Jack Clucks! (dead)"

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