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Definitions by Slimey Zebra

Cow Slapping 

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.
Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.
Cow Slapping by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025

Slimey Zebra

When your teacher Tugs on your balls through your pants and huck mucus on your tip as you shit. (preferably green shit full of bile.)
"Yo Mr. Renolds gave me a slimey zebra!"
Slimey Zebra by Slimey Zebra August 28, 2025