When she woke up this morning she shame pounded her grey hound from the night before. It's funny cause it's true.
by Slick Mickey September 23, 2015
Pop a Viagra, then right before it kicks in, insert your limp dick into your girl's pussy. Shout "Thundercats Ho!" just as you get your boner. Then right before you're about to come, pull out, stick your junk on your girls face, say "Sword of Omens give me sight beyond sight," and then spooge in her eyes. Timing must be impeccable.
by Slick Mickey November 20, 2008