Slick Dick Lick's definitions

Steamroller

A sexual act that involves the following steps:

- An individual shits in another individuals mouth.

-The "shitee" chews up the shit, spits it out, and rolls in it.

*Sung to the tune of "Maneater" by Hall & Oates*

Oh-oh here she comes.
Watch out boy, she'll chew it up
Oh-oh here she comes
Time for a steamroller!

by Slick Dick Lick October 3, 2004

Plum Bob

The act of a woman performing fellatio on a man while he is sitting on a toilet defecating.

Bitch, I don't care if smells like the fart of a raccoon with colon cancer, get on yo knees and gobble this knob while I squeeze out the remnants of your hastily prepared lasagna.

by Slick Dick Lick June 14, 2004

Halfie

A semi-erection - the state between completely flacid and fully erect.

When Jesus Christ was nailed to the cross, he got a halfie from thinking about the whore Mary Magdelene. He was not able to achieve a full erection due to massive blood loss from stigmata.

by Slick Dick Lick August 31, 2005

Extreme Greeny

A variety of diarrhea caused by eating a large spinach salad and drinking Jameson all night.

Frank's salad at Macaroni Grill came back to haunt him when his Jameson bender led to an extreme greeny that resembled Kermit in a food processor.

by Slick Dick Lick June 2, 2010