Definitions by Slick Dick Lick

Mass Grave 

A Blackberry Custard Piethat, when cracked open, reveals the bones of many gerbils. Also known as Spilling Fields and Kamir Spooge.

I've had so many mass graves come out of my bunghole that you could call me Poop Pot!

Mass Grave by Slick Dick Lick June 17, 2004

Selch 

The process of a man ejacualting inside of another person's rectum and then using a straw to suck the semen or blum out of that same ass with a straw. The straw used should be a curly straw.

That last selch that I slurped up was like a warm McDonalds milk shake.

Selch by Slick Dick Lick June 17, 2004

Bloody Axe Wound 

A slang term for vagina.

I'm in the mood for some bloody axe wound, and I'm not talking about watching Braveheart!

Bloody Axe Wound by Slick Dick Lick June 16, 2004

Plum Bob 

The act of a woman performing fellatio on a man while he is sitting on a toilet defecating.

Bitch, I don't care if smells like the fart of a raccoon with colon cancer, get on yo knees and gobble this knob while I squeeze out the remnants of your hastily prepared lasagna.

Plum Bob by Slick Dick Lick June 14, 2004