Halfie

A semi-erection - the state between completely flacid and fully erect.

When Jesus Christ was nailed to the cross, he got a halfie from thinking about the whore Mary Magdelene. He was not able to achieve a full erection due to massive blood loss from stigmata.

by Slick Dick Lick August 31, 2005

Plum Bob

The act of a woman performing fellatio on a man while he is sitting on a toilet defecating.

Bitch, I don't care if smells like the fart of a raccoon with colon cancer, get on yo knees and gobble this knob while I squeeze out the remnants of your hastily prepared lasagna.

by Slick Dick Lick June 14, 2004

Danger Zone

A really, really shitty song written and performed by the worst pop star to ever walk the Earth: Kenny "Abortion That Lived" Loggins.

While exploring "Top Gun" for homosexual overtones, I threw up a little in my mouth when Danger Zone began playing over the flight sequences.

by Slick Dick Lick November 19, 2004

Extreme Greeny

A variety of diarrhea caused by eating a large spinach salad and drinking Jameson all night.

Frank's salad at Macaroni Grill came back to haunt him when his Jameson bender led to an extreme greeny that resembled Kermit in a food processor.

by Slick Dick Lick June 02, 2010