Burmese Mountain Tiger

A sexual act that is supposedly described in some versions of the Kama Sutra. To perform this act, a woman lies spread-eagle on a bed while a man climbs 9 feet(3 meters) above her on a ladder. The man jumps off the ladder while growling like a tiger and spreading his arms in imitation of the pouncing jungle beast. The goal is to land inside of the woman's vagina.
When I failed to successfully complete the Burmese Mountain Tiger, I ruptured several blood vessels in my penis and had to be rushed to the emergency room.
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Sweater Puppies

That cum-dumpster Jessica Simpson sure has some pert sweater puppies!
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Sideways Taco

A term for a vagina with large, flapping labia majora.
Mios Dios! That sideways taco is enough to feed all the king's horses and all the king's men!
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