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Definitions by Slice of Tice

Greek Grated Granola

Taking a nasty dump, without wiping. After the fecal matter dries assume the 69 position with your significant other, the individual on top must be the one that “came prepared.” The individual on the bottom will lightly brush the dried flakes onto their own face.
Last night my husband and I tried the “greek grated granola” for the first time. All I have to say is WOW was that amazing.

Invasive Mudpuppy

The action of taking a thumb that is inserted in a rectum during doggy-style, pulling it out when about to finish and shoving it into the partners mouth without warning.
The one night stand I had last night gave me an “invasive mudpuppy” right before he ejaculated