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Brazil

Steriotypes include:

-Outrageously hot women everywhere
-Anyone with Brazilian backround must be awsome at soccer
-The streets of Brazil are:The jungle; Amazon Rainforest, people getting killed/mugged; dead people everywhere

Fears of the travel to Brazil include:

-Getting an exotic, uncurable disease
-Getting biten by a snake
-Getting killed
-Getting robbed, raped, and getting robbed again

Interests of the travel to Brazil include:

-Wild parties
-Rio carnival
-Beaches with extremely attractive women

Fun facts you might have not known:

-More than half of South America includes Brazil territory.
-Every country in South America (except Chile and Ecuador) border Brazil.
-National language of Brazil is in fact portuguese, not spanish
-Not all of Brazil is the Amazon forest, only a third ;)

Guy 1: Dude, I'm totally going to Ibiza!
Guy 2: Ibiza, what? I'm totally going to Brazil!

Guy 2: Hey man, I got a really nice chick in Brazil.
Brazilian: Oh, yeah?
Guy 2: Yeah man. I took her to all the places! Not to mention she gave me a little reward *he he he*.
Brazilian: She totally didn't use you...

Guy 2: I'm going to Ibiza next time :(
Guy 1: ?

by SleepyGuy July 18, 2009