Dave: Hey Diana, what seems to be the problem?
Diana: I can't seem to get the paper loaded in the printer the right way. My print jobs keep coming out all cockamated.
Diana: I can't seem to get the paper loaded in the printer the right way. My print jobs keep coming out all cockamated.
by Sleepy Woodchuck September 06, 2013
Get the cockamatedmug. An impromptu, low-class gathering at someone's house after the death of a loved one, featuring cheap beer, box wine, cold-cuts, Ritz crackers, and cigarettes.
Dave: "Hey Diana, what's going on down the street? There's a bunch of pick-up trucks and scuzzy people standing around drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, and talking... but I don't hear any music. Is it some kinda party?"
Diana: "You know that old guy down the street with all the broken down cars and appliances on his front lawn? Well, his wife died the other day, so they're having a redneck shiva."
Diana: "You know that old guy down the street with all the broken down cars and appliances on his front lawn? Well, his wife died the other day, so they're having a redneck shiva."
by Sleepy Woodchuck October 14, 2022
Get the redneck shivamug.