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A man who follows the worst NFL team in the history of the spot. This guy is known for snorting crack off the crack of a crack-whore. He likes to eat pancakes as well.
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
Get the JoJo the Rabid Monkey mug.This guy gets a thumb up, that is for sure. However, can we really tell if he has thumbs or not? Is he capable of giving himself a thumbs up, or must he hold a thick pencil in his palm facing skyward to resemble a thumb? Either way the man is a legend, thumb or no thumb. He is close with Dan the Man but not in a sexual, friend ship, or literal meaning.
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
Get the Miotch mug.A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
Get the El Capitano Gatisto mug.A regular genious. This guy is right on the level of Alphabean as far as English goes. He however has one flaw, and that flaw is that he and El Capitano Gatisto like to wear giant boots. ECG lives in a boot however, and JTTS just wears them.
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
Get the Jobber to the Stars mug.The don himself. This guy runs the place, Dan the Man used to be his sex slave, but quit to work for SideburnZ. Overall Wedge can be summed up in six and a half words.
He is really great at doing Sta.... (I did say a half didn't I)
He is really great at doing Sta.... (I did say a half didn't I)
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
Get the Wedge mug.This man has several dead bodies in his basement in his freezer. They aren't human bodies though, but rather T-Bone Steaks. MTR stopped over wanting a steak taco, but RabidWookie wouldn't share.
RabidWookie is like that though, he saw Wedge wedged into the corner of his car and he didn't do anything about it.
RabidWookie is like that though, he saw Wedge wedged into the corner of his car and he didn't do anything about it.
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 28, 2005
Get the RabidWookie mug.What in the hell is this guy thinking? I really have no clue. Is he thinking "You know I think I better save a few dollars for me mum" or is he thinking "I better spend this cash so me mum doesn't get a hold of it"
Either way he's thinking something, and thats not a good thing for everyone else.
Either way he's thinking something, and thats not a good thing for everyone else.
HB2K4, do you realize what you are doing!
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
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