Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong's definitions

Zefflin

Best friends with XundertakerX. They are both friends in the 5th grade, and taught each other everything they know about sex.

I bet XundertakerX and Zefflin are pretending to go to a movie agian, so they can both slip into a sleeping bag.

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

SideburnZ

A man who takes pride in friends he will never meet in real life. He sleeps in his closet on most nights, and doesn't bathe. Also he has a sock that he wears on his left hand that has a face similar to his great-grandpa's and he spends time talking to this sock on his hand.

SideburnZ just spent twelve hours in his closet talking to his sock again while Masturbating to his winter boots.

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong September 9, 2004

JoJo the Rabid Monkey

A man who follows the worst NFL team in the history of the spot. This guy is known for snorting crack off the crack of a crack-whore. He likes to eat pancakes as well.

Why don't you stop eating those pancakes JoJo the Rabid Money? Seriously.

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

Miotch

This guy gets a thumb up, that is for sure. However, can we really tell if he has thumbs or not? Is he capable of giving himself a thumbs up, or must he hold a thick pencil in his palm facing skyward to resemble a thumb? Either way the man is a legend, thumb or no thumb. He is close with Dan the Man but not in a sexual, friend ship, or literal meaning.

Is that a pencil in Miotch's hand?

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

Jobber to the Stars

A regular genious. This guy is right on the level of Alphabean as far as English goes. He however has one flaw, and that flaw is that he and El Capitano Gatisto like to wear giant boots. ECG lives in a boot however, and JTTS just wears them.

You really are growing out your stash well this year aren't you Jobber to the Stars.

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

El Capitano Gatisto

A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.

It looks like El Capitano Gatisto got out of the boot finally... thank god.

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

Wedge

The don himself. This guy runs the place, Dan the Man used to be his sex slave, but quit to work for SideburnZ. Overall Wedge can be summed up in six and a half words.

He is really great at doing Sta.... (I did say a half didn't I)

Wedge got wedged into the corner of his car again. Someone get this man the jaws of life.

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004