The don himself. This guy runs the place, Dan the Man used to be his sex slave, but quit to work for SideburnZ. Overall Wedge can be summed up in six and a half words.
He is really great at doing Sta.... (I did say a half didn't I)
He is really great at doing Sta.... (I did say a half didn't I)
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
Best friends with XundertakerX. They are both friends in the 5th grade, and taught each other everything they know about sex.
I bet XundertakerX and Zefflin are pretending to go to a movie agian, so they can both slip into a sleeping bag.
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
This man has several dead bodies in his basement in his freezer. They aren't human bodies though, but rather T-Bone Steaks. MTR stopped over wanting a steak taco, but RabidWookie wouldn't share.
RabidWookie is like that though, he saw Wedge wedged into the corner of his car and he didn't do anything about it.
RabidWookie is like that though, he saw Wedge wedged into the corner of his car and he didn't do anything about it.
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 28, 2005
A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
This guy gets a thumb up, that is for sure. However, can we really tell if he has thumbs or not? Is he capable of giving himself a thumbs up, or must he hold a thick pencil in his palm facing skyward to resemble a thumb? Either way the man is a legend, thumb or no thumb. He is close with Dan the Man but not in a sexual, friend ship, or literal meaning.
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
A man who follows the worst NFL team in the history of the spot. This guy is known for snorting crack off the crack of a crack-whore. He likes to eat pancakes as well.
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
A regular genious. This guy is right on the level of Alphabean as far as English goes. He however has one flaw, and that flaw is that he and El Capitano Gatisto like to wear giant boots. ECG lives in a boot however, and JTTS just wears them.
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004