Definitions by Slanka

dilrook

To dilrook: To tell an extremely lengthy story that starts at an arbitrary place and goes absolutely nowhere, often looping back to the same point multiple times or jumping to completely unrelated points. The word originates from the name of a particularly verbose Sri Lankan tour guide.

Wow he really dilrooked that story, I don't know why he started with the Jerry's birthday last Tuesday to explain how he bought eggs at the store.

dilrook by Slanka September 11, 2020

Dilruk 

Verb- to attempt to tell a story or make a point but instead ramble excessively with circuitous side stories and boring lengthy tangents that never get to the point and thus losing and boring the audience. It is the opposite of succinct, clear, entertaining and focused.

When we asked our tour guide why there was a statue of Buddha here, he dilruked by going back to Buddha’s first out of 550 life born stories. After a 15 minute dissertation, we never figured out why the statue was there. We were dilruked!

Dilruk by Slanka January 1, 2019