Jock

A person that uses every fucking muscle in their body except for the one that counts most.

An overbearing asshole/closet fag-----that gets all tough and brutish when someone samller and weaker than them happens to walk by.Pretty much a pussy at heart.

Also known to travel in packs and fuck the living daylights out of cheerleaders and other assorted cum-sluts in high school.

Usually get jobs as a school janitor, police officer/security guard,Gym teacher/ Fitness Instructor, neighborhood mechanic, bodyguard, bouncer, professional asshat, or my favorite the grocery store paper or plastc guy.
Jock : (Runs Up Slams Small Dude Into A Locker) Gimmie Your lunch money before I give you a swirly.

Small Dude: (Uses Jedi Mind Trick) You Dont Want To Take My Lunch Money Today. You dont want to give me a swirly today.

Jock: (Feeble Mind In A Fog)Wow, jeeze I'm sorry dude here have my lunch money and why do I have the strong urge to drink water out the school toilet welp might as well pay it a visit.

Small Dude: (Dusts Himself Off Walks Away Slowly Counting Money) Typical Jock
by Slade Technics November 08, 2008
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Jack Bauer

The Leading Cause Of Death In Middle Eastern Men And Russian Mercenaries.
No Examples Can Describe What Jack Bauer Would Do If He Catches Fornicating Hard With His Daughter.
by Slade Technics December 23, 2006
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Man Food

The stuff that dudes eat when their girlfriend pisses them off by taking them to a chick food restaurant via the start of the Burger King Texas Double Whopper commercial.

The Stuff that John Cena claims eat in The Subway commercials---pure cold cut meat LOL.

The Stuff The That Burger King has readily Available 24/7
Harold : Dude My Food Box Is Empty Lets Get Some Grub.

Kumaar: Cool,Instead of going to White Castle lets hit Burger King And Get Some Man Food.

Harold: Two Texas Double Whoppers sounds great I'll get the car.
by Slade Technics December 10, 2008
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