Definitions by Slacker 4200

Catcher's Mitt 

A hand full of Pooh while still in the pants.

I was scratching my ass when I felt like farting. I accidently crapped my pants instead. When I pulled my hand out of my pants it looked like I was wearing a Catcher's Mitt

Catcher's Mitt by Slacker 4200 January 6, 2010