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Hurricane Ian

A hurricane that was set up by the left wing to destroy the beautiful state of Florida. Joe Biden *no I'm sorry, he's too dumb to make descisons*, Kamala Harris to get a couple of Scientologists scientists to make a hurricane that includes BLM hat wearing clouds to LGBTQ rainbow Tornadoes!

It's not a coincidence that Ron DeSantis sent those illegal aliens to Martha's Vineyard that Hurricane Ian came along

by Skyrim550 September 28, 2022

Ordinariate Use

An english version of the Traditional Latin Mass, created by Pope Benedict XVI. Some people call it "Anglican use", ah but what do they know? Most rubrics from the Ordinariate Use are from the TLM and have many similarities. Some Novus Ordo aspects mau be involved though, for example, the Three-year lectionary, and Communion in the hand. The Ordinariate Use is ideally the best if you want the TLM in english!

Person 1: I'm going to attend the Ordinariate Use this morning. And don't call it Anglican Use or I will snap you out of existence, call me Catholic Thanos!

Person 2: Anglican Use you mean😬

Pope Benedict XVI: Ordinariate Use.

Msgr Steenson: Anglican Use.

Me: Traditional English Mass!

by Skyrim550 December 16, 2021

Bernie the ape

Bernie Sanders speaks like an ape. He can only form very little sentences. Examples of this will be given in the box below. He is also dumb as an ape. Very stupid.

Bernie the ape: Me like black women. Me hate white women.

Ted Cruz: Why do you discriminate against white women Bernie?

Bernie the ape: Me like black women. Me hate white women.

Ted Cruz: That still doesn't anwser the question. Now, why do you discriminate against white women?

Bernie the ape: Me already told Mr. Italian senator, me like black women, me hate white women.

Ted Cruz: Do you know you talk like an ape, Bernie?

by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022

Solemn Mass

Solemn Mass was the most common before 1962. The Priest would be assisted by a Deacon and Subdeacon. Including a MC, Thurifer, two Acolytes, and some servers to carry torches at the Canon. All parts are sung and chanted. The Subdeacon reads the Epistle, while the Deacon chants the Gospel. The Priest sings the rest of the Mass.

An SSPX Chapel had solemn Mass for the feast of the Assumption.

by Skyrim550 December 15, 2021

Sung Mass

There are two types of sung Mass. Two servers can assist the Priest (as at Low Mass) without incense, but this time with music and chanting. The second version, is with the Priest assisted by a MC (Master of Ceremonies), a Thurifer and two Acolytes. The Priest chants the Asperges, Epistle, Gospel etc.

There was no Deacon to assist the Priest, so they had to have a sung Mass with Incense

by Skyrim550 December 15, 2021

A reading from the ball hog of therapy who's doing work.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK. SCREAM GOD ARRESTED AS WELL AS VIDEO CHAT FOR HARP.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK.

BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS PLEASE. LIKE FROM SKYRIM WEWILLWEWILLWEILL SOUND OF THE POLICE IN MY HOOD.

by Skyrim550 April 15, 2022

Heretic

A heretic is someone who is in a false religion outside the Catholic Church. For example, Protestantism, Judaism, Muslim etc. One of the known heretics of the past were, Martin Luther (ain't talkin about King) who started Lutheranism by posting his theses on the church door in 1517. Also Thomas Cramner, who thought he was an archbishop of Canterbury. He started the Anglican Missal.

The heretic Thomas Cramner got burned on the stake by Queen Mary I.

Person 1: There are two Gods.

Person 2: No, Jesus Christ is True God and True Man.

Person 1: Nah, Jesus Christ is just a son. God is God.🙂

Person 2: No, Jesus Christ is the Second Person of the Holy Trinity. The Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost are Co-eternal and are always equal.

Person 1: Your opinions man😁

Person 2: Damn Heretic

by Skyrim550 January 17, 2022