Definitions by Skype Zombie

Spath 

The cross between a regular bath and a spa often found in homes which have not been renovated since the '80s. A bathtub with jets.

My nephew would not take a bath, until he saw it was actually a spath.

Spath by Skype Zombie July 23, 2018

skypelag 

Feels alot like jetlag, the difference being that only your voice changes timezone. Caused by staying up late to talk to someone on the other side of the world.

I feel like such a zombie, I think I have a serious case of skypelag.

skypelag by Skype Zombie August 4, 2010